Dick Schmitch, famous property agent in Soloman's River, owns Kahn and wants him to "scope out" Rajiv's Coffee House so he can purchase it and turn it into a brothel. Dick wants Kahn to assassinate Rajiv with a bomb and Kahn agrees. A person, with possible bronchitis, responds to a want ad placed by Dick for his "entertainment brothel." He will probably not be hired.
In Magnus' castle, his janitor is singing "O Sole Mio" in the bathroom, Lakshmi is still not there, and Kahn shows up, unsure if Magnus is the one who should be killed. Kahn believes he needs to kill "the brothel man," which is also not correct. Kahn tells Magnus he's seen the princess and she is with "the brothel man" who looks like Magnus but is "a little bit smaller." Then he points mysteriously.
Meanwhile, at the Soloman's River International Airport, Lakshmi tries to get her boarding pass via an unyielding kiosk only to be told that all flights out of Soloman's River have been cancelled due to an indeterminate threat. Lakshmi is already frustrated because some guy tried to hire her for a brothel, and now she is stuck, for at least a few days, with everyone in Soloman's River.
Kahn enters and points.
- Who is the Rude Guy and why is he researching bombs?
- Why is there a talking monkey?
- Will Rajiv be displaced yet again, this time by a brothel with questionable entertainment?
- Does Magnus even know the extent of his own holdings?
- What will happen to Lakshmi, and all of Soloman's River, under Federal lockdown?
