McShane is feeling better, though irritated by the Sabres. Tommy and Sally come to make him feel better and ask forgiveness (one of the twelve steps in their court-ordered recovery program.) They accidentally fold him into a Craftmatic hospital bed sandwich.
Reporter Shirley Shirley is on the scene in Lowertown investigating a rash of assaults. He interviews Geneva, representative of Lowertown, who announces that Lowertown is now for women only. The women realized that all their problems stemmed from men, so they kicked them out. Any man who enters will be assaulted--like the police officer, like the student burglar, and like reporter Shirley Shirley himself, who gets punched in the nuts off-camera.
Dr. Scarlett and Nurse are finally on a plane from Chicago heading back to Solomon's River. Suddenly, a fuel leak! The leak worsens with a whooshing sound, much like that of a flushing toilet, and their pilot is seen abandoning the plane. Nurse grabs Dr. Turquoise's luggage to hold on to just as a honking explosion is heard. Their plane is going down!
- What will happen to Sally and Tommy now that Tony the Bookie thinks McShane's turns for the worse are part of a bet-rigging operation?
- How's McShane doing, sandwiched in that folded bed?
- Is life in Lowertown improving now that all the men are gone? How long will the women last?
- Though they survived a boat sinking, will Dr. Scarlett and Nurse be able to survive a plane crashing?