After the infamously three-way scuffle
at the Adverson Mansion, Princess Lakshmi returns to speak privately
with Rajiv. After being assured that Mrs. Rajiv is nowhere to be seen
(she is off talking with Dr. Scarlett,) Lakshmi both tries to warn
Rajiv about how abusive she is and berates him for allowing his wife
back into his life after all this time. The princess gives Rajiv an
ultimatum: if he loves his wife, he must say with her; if he loves
Lakshmi, he must stay with her. She leaves for the Motel 5 to await
his answer. Rajiv, perhaps unwisely, promises he will not forget to
let her know his choice.
Meanwhile, at the local Super Walmart,
Shaniqua and Latisha, two very dissatisfied cashiers, plot to revolt
and “take this Walmart down!” They begin by looking to find some
places to sabotage (“bust up”), starting with Bulk Items.
McShane, apparently at his new job, is
readying for a last-minute meeting in the conference room.
Unbeknownst to him, the meeting was arranged by his old friends Sally
and Tommy! They arrive, so happy to see McShane, yet sad that he left
them behind while he embarked on his new life path. They thought he
had died in the hospital! After a quick soft-spot-pressing
demonstration, Sally and Tommy offer to help McShane with his
business. Coffee arrives, secretaries get burned, Sally and Tommy
must leave town with McShanes help.
Meanwhile, in aisle 38 of Walmart, a
mother tries to buy a big box of tampons while pulling her child
along with a leash and choke chain. Shaniqua, who is busy “bustin'
up this place” confronts this horrible mother and frees the child,
allowing her to run wild and poop in aisle 14!
- Will Rajiv choose Lakshmi, or his wife?
- Will he remember to tell Lakshmi what he has decided?
- Will Shaniqua and Latisha take down Walmart?
- Can McShane get Sally and Tommy safely out of Solomon's River? Should he?
- Who will clean up the Code 2 in Aisle 14?
Find out the answer to these questions
and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!
