Episode 37

As we begin this week's episode, we find ourselves at the INTERPOL interrogation room.  Rajiv is being forced to sweep up the room before his questioning by Agent Bryce Pattie.  The agent wants to know why Rajiv called the Taliban 12 times.  Before Rajiv can answer, a female agent comes in to take over the interrogation, much to Rajiv's delight.

Across town at the Retreat, Brother Noname is showing off his smiley face mandala to Brother Chiliwang.  The Brother was hoping the smiley face would attract the spirit of Wolfgang Offenschitz.  Chiliwang suggests they bring in a "real Indian psychic."  They leave on their new quest.

Down in the caves, Magnus is still wandering when he begins to hear voices calling for help and suggesting he go deeper into the caves.

Meanwhile, at Solomon's River General Hospital, Dr. Scarlett is proposing that he and his nurse go down onto his yacht and head for international waters.  Before they can leave, Dr. Maroon comes in looking for help with a patient suffering from blue waffles.  Down in the waiting room, we discover the patient is none other than the teenager who was throwing herself down the library stairs.  For some reason, Dr. Maroon shoots her in the head.

• Will the interrogators be rough with Rajiv?
• Will the Brothers find their  real Indian psychic?
• Will Magnus follow the voices?
• Will Dr. Scarlett and his nurse make it into international waters, and what exactly is "sperm roulette?"
• Why did Dr. Maroon kill that girl?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 15

We begin in Rajiv's Coffee House as Rajiv's brother Vajir arrives.  Things are not going well at the Marriott; young women are hanging around with old men, and that's bad for business.  What he is looking for, however, is the putty he needs to make the Magnus Adverson mask.  Rajiv lends Vajir his caulk gun, warning him it could go off at the slightest provocation.

At Solomon's River General Hospital, Dr. Scarlett checks with his nurse to she if she managed to get rid of the body in his office from last week; she tells him it was surprisingly easy.  It was dragged away by two mysterious men (the Mason Brothers.)  Apparently the body was not dead, however, for Dr. Maroon, the body, surprises the two of them; he forces his way into the hospital and confronts Scarlett with his plans to sue for malpractice...Scarlett was his doctor years ago and apparently sewed his spleen to his rectum.  Having employed the services of Mr. Ylung, Maroon hatches his plot for REVENGE! Dr. Scarlett is subpoenaed.  Scarlett sends his nurse to talk to the Mason Brothers to see if they can help rid him of his troubles.

The nurse travels into the mines to talk with the Mason Brothers.  Fighting an irritatingly literal echo, the nurse talks with Frannie, who promises to meet with Scarlett next week.  The nurse leaves to deliver his message as the mayor meets up with Frannie to demand why his angry neighbor, Wolfgang Offenschitz is still alive; Frannie promises to take care of it.

Back at Rajiv's Coffee House, Sally Struthers (no relation,) a student from the high school band is trying to sell ads for the school newspaper to pay for their school trip to Oklahoma to play against the Fighting Oklahomans.  Frannie Mason buys an ad for his "moving service."

• Will Vajir be successful at caulking Magnus' face?
• Will Dr. Maroon win his malpractice suit against Dr. Scarlett?
• What happens when you sew a spleen to a rectum?
• Will Frannie managed to fix his many faux pas?
• Will Sally Struthers sell enough ads to go on her trip to Oklahoma City?

 Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 14

We start tonight's episode in Rajiv's Coffee House with two patrons sitting at a lone table. Rajiv, oddly enough, is missing, so the young woman offers to get the gentleman a cup of coffee as they make observations about the Coffee House (holes in the wall, giant monkey wrenches and cymbal monkeys below the counter.)  She also notices a handle on the floor as Rajiv's brother enters and asks her what she's doing.  He shoos her from behind the counter and muses about how odd it is for Rajiv not to be there.

Mr. Ylung arrives at the Coffee House to talk with Rajiv's brother, who had once worked as a special FX man in Bollywood, to see if he could make him a Magnus Adverson mask for "a fancy dress party."  As the female patron discusses how much she loves fancy balls, Ylung make arrangements to meet in the basement of his law firm after 3 o'clock.

Meanwhile, at Solomon's River General Hospital, we find Dr. Scarlett's nurse inquiring about knee salve, so she can keep her job.  Once she leaves, Dr. Scarlett is inspecting some X-rays when a mysterious Dr. Maroon enters and confronts Scarlett.  Maroon threatens to give Scarlett his "comeuppance."  Fortunately the nurse returns and pumps Maroon full of tranquilizers until he finally (and slowly) collapses upon the couch.  Scarlett's nurse is afraid that Scarlett's life is in danger, so they leave for a new office.

Later, in the basement of Ylung's law firm, we find Magnus still tied up to a chair.  Magnus complains about Matlock being too old, so Ylung turns on Diagnosis Murder.  Mr. Ylung begins to measure Adverson, then figures he could take his keys and just get some of his clothes.  Ylung takes the keys and leaves Adverson to watch his Dick (Van Dyke.)

• Will we discover what the mysterious handle on Rajiv's floor is for?
• Where is Rajiv?
• Can Rajiv's brother make a convincing Magnus Adverson mask?
• Who is the cryptic Dr. Maroon, and what in God's name is a "comeuppance?"
• What does Magnus really have against Matlock?
• Why do policemen have bigger balls than firemen? (They sell more tickets.) 

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!