Episode 37

As we begin this week's episode, we find ourselves at the INTERPOL interrogation room.  Rajiv is being forced to sweep up the room before his questioning by Agent Bryce Pattie.  The agent wants to know why Rajiv called the Taliban 12 times.  Before Rajiv can answer, a female agent comes in to take over the interrogation, much to Rajiv's delight.

Across town at the Retreat, Brother Noname is showing off his smiley face mandala to Brother Chiliwang.  The Brother was hoping the smiley face would attract the spirit of Wolfgang Offenschitz.  Chiliwang suggests they bring in a "real Indian psychic."  They leave on their new quest.

Down in the caves, Magnus is still wandering when he begins to hear voices calling for help and suggesting he go deeper into the caves.

Meanwhile, at Solomon's River General Hospital, Dr. Scarlett is proposing that he and his nurse go down onto his yacht and head for international waters.  Before they can leave, Dr. Maroon comes in looking for help with a patient suffering from blue waffles.  Down in the waiting room, we discover the patient is none other than the teenager who was throwing herself down the library stairs.  For some reason, Dr. Maroon shoots her in the head.

• Will the interrogators be rough with Rajiv?
• Will the Brothers find their  real Indian psychic?
• Will Magnus follow the voices?
• Will Dr. Scarlett and his nurse make it into international waters, and what exactly is "sperm roulette?"
• Why did Dr. Maroon kill that girl?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 34

At the Solomon's River Public Library, Rajiv witnesses a young girl flinging herself down the stairs, still trying to take care of her possible pregnancy, but apparently causing a bit of brain damage instead.  Joe-Bob Solomon arrives, checking to see if there's anyone there he hasn't yet punched.  The girl tries, unsuccessfully, to get Joe-Bob to punch her in the stomach.  He is stopped when someone sees him abut to hit her and starts yelling about it, attracting everyone's attention.

At the police department, the desk sergeant is helping Magnus find his money...he tells the sergeant that Mr. Ylung has something to do with it.

Across town at Angelica's house, a young girl arrives looking for her mother, Carla Calivera!  Angelica tells her she is not there...she also finds out that Carla does not know about her, either.  Angelica decides to "adopt" the girl, (olivia) and tells her to follow Angelica's henchman to her "room."  The henchman drags (olivia) from the room!

At Rajiv's Coffee House, Rajiv has returned from the library, and is accosted by Jason Bournagain, who works for Carla.  He is looking for Carla; Angelica shows up and spots the picture of Carla. Jason questions her about Carla; she denies knowing her, but takes Jason's card.  Jason leaves, and Angelica asks for some food and cappuccino for (olivia.)

• Will Joe-Bob's reputation be ruined?
• Will Magnus find his money?
• What will happen to (olivia)?
• Is Jason suspicious of Angelica?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 17

This week we find ourselves in Rajiv's Coffee House as a wealthy woman enters with her butler, Jeeves, to order a latte (she gets coffee.) As they haggle over the five cent charge for a lid, one of the teenagers from the previous episode arrives wearing the Magnus Adverson suit.  "Magnus" asks for "free stuff" and ends up walking out with coffee and rhubarb pie.  The wealthy woman recognizes Magnus from years before, but as she tries to talk with him, she becomes distraught that Magnus does not recognize her.  Mayor Solomon shows up as the woman and her butler leave.  For some mysterious reason the mayor is intrigued by the wealthy woman, and leaves to go to the hotel and check her out.

Meanwhile, in Ylung's basement, the cable guy is still hooking up Magnus' TV.  Unfortunately, the teenager in the Magnus suit appears and tries to sell the coffee he got for free from Rajiv.  Magnus recognizes himself and asks for help with the remote; he can't get to Matlock.  Another teenager shows up to take his turn with the Magnus suit.

At Solomon's River General Hospital, Dr. Scarlett is looking at an X-ray of a tumor.  His nurse asks him about it and they discuss why so many people in town are developing tumors.  When a delivery of tumors shows up, the nurses decide that working conditions are bad enough to go on strike!  As they picket outside, a scab comes and takes a nursing job.  Adverson finds his way to Scarlett's office...he has blood on his hands!

• Who is this mysterious wealthy woman?
• Why is Mayor Solomon so interested in her?
• Will the teenagers manage to sell all that rhubarb pie?
• Why are so many people developing tumors?
• How long will the nurses be on strike?
• Whose blood is on Magnus' hands???

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 16

At the Dead Canary, a local drunkard, Aaron, demands more whiskey as the bartender, Tripp, tries to get him to go home until finally giving in and serving him.  Detective Smith arrives, looking for anything suspicious.  Tripp informs Smith that the mayor has a brother that looks just like him.  Smith then grills him about all the local disappearances, indicating that the drunkard may well disappear next.  Asking Aaron about the No-Tell Motel (at which he works,) Smith finds out that the mayor likes little girls.  Bob-Joe Solomon arrives, still looking for his brother.  Smith asks him about his Joe-Bob's penchant for young ladies.  Bob-Joe admits that his brother the mayor is corrupt, and will get his comeuppance.

Magnus is still tied up in Ylung's basement; Ylung informs him that the "project" will have to wait, because Ylung has gotten a good gig suing Dr. Scarlett on behalf of Dr. Maroon.  A knock comes at the door; a cable guy arrives trying to sign Ylung up for cable. They come to an agreement as Ylung does his best to hide Magnus from him.  Adverson finally agrees to sign the new will, making the Magnus Mask Plan irrelevant.  The cable guy witnesses the signing of the will.

Meanwhile, just outside Ylung's house, three teenagers gather to break in and steal all the chemicals they heard were inside.  They follow the cable guy in  and find the Magnus mask and suit, which one of them proceeds to put on.

At a mediation center, Wolfgang Offenschitz is learning to let go of his anger.  Hawaiian pizza arrives and Master Chiliwang pays, then tell Brother Offenschitz that he has pain which he cannot release until he finds his inner demons.  Another brother arrives, asking about the pizza until Brother Offenschitz yells at them to quiet down, thereby delaying his discovery of the inner demons even further.

• Will Joe-Bob Solomon and Bob-Joe Solomon ever manage to meet up?
• Will Magnus Adverson get to see "Love Connection?"
• What will those teenagers do with a Magnus Adverson mask & suit?
• Will Brother Offenschitz get in touch with his inner demons?
• Who invented the Hawaiian pizza, and why?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 12

In last week's exciting episode of Solomon's River, Mr. Ylung, the lawyer, meets with Mayor Joe-Bob Solomon, complaining that the sheriff has been no help in finding the missing Samantha Solomon.  Mr. Ylung is also concerned that the rest of his law firm has gone to Calivera Industries and are now missing.  The mayor suggests he talk with the Mayoral Investigation Bureau (MIB.)

Later, in Rajiv's Coffee House, Sir Reginald Barkley, a blind author, arrives and asks Rajiv about lodging.  He wishes to write a book and has heard that Solomon's River is a quiet and peaceful town.  Rajiv recommends the Solomon's River Marriott (his cousin runs it.)  The Mayor enters, orders his usual, and introduces himself to Sir Reginald.  They talk briefly, then the author leaves. Detective Smith enters and asks about Sir Reginald.  Smith laughs, implying the writer is not who we think he is.  Mayor Solomon wants to talk with Rajiv about a proposal that could make him wealthy...he wants to meet in private, so he suggests a public park near his mansion.

Wolfgang Offenschitz meets with Frannie Mason to thank him and his brother for the work with Mayor Solomon's dog, but Frannie explains his brother is missing. Wolfgang make it clear he wishes to call off the hit on Mayor Solomon.

Later, in the public park, two teenage girls are using the teeter-totter (cherry bomb!)  They discuss, in young teenage fashion, learning about sex.  Mayor Solomon enters, asking why they are there; they sass back in typical teenage fashion.  Solomon wants to leave to find another park, but the teenage girls brag about stealing from Rajiv, then begin hitting on the mayor.  Fortunately, they leave before anything further can happen.

• Will Mr Ylung discover any leads to Samantha's whereabouts?
• What is Sir Reginald up to?
• What does Detective Smith know about the blind author?
• What does the mayor have to say to Rajiv that requires a private public park?
• Where is the other Mason brother?
• What is a "cherry bomb," and how does one get one?
• Will Mayor Solomon give in to the 13-year-old who say they are 21 and 25?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!