The sky-gazing hillbilly and The Discovery Channel's Glen Aldridge are near enough to the NurseNudistNeonaziNarcanoNado to be hit by nurse-sized hail, which was actually Dr. Scarlett's Nurse, fallen from the 'nado, the clothes ripped from her body. The hillbilly offers to help the naked woman.
Tommy, wandering the woods looking forlornly for Sally, instead runs into McShane, who had been missing longer. McShane offers to help the simple man.
Meanwhile, in Solomon's River proper, Sally wants to go back into the forest to look for Tommy, but Detective Smegly prevents her, saying it's too dangerous. He takes her to the police station to wait safely. When they get to the station, a beat officer is there already, accompanied by a hooker, who swears she is an "exotic dancer". Smegly has the officer fingerprint her, but the harried detective still has Sally, who remains terribly upset. To placate Sally, Detective Smegly promises to leave immediately to find Tommy. After he is gone, Sally discovers a loaded service revolver, which she keeps "in case [she] needs it."
Dr. Scarlett orders an orderly to find a patient who left without paying: Sally. The doctor warns that Sally may be distraught because she thinks he killed her baby, which he didn't, he swears.
McShane is having a difficult time with the very upset Tommy. In the middle of McShane's attempt at a sensible conversation, Tommy has the realization that he loves Sally and he wants to have her baby. McShane can say nothing that doesn't upset Tommy further, and Tommy flees.
- Are bodies falling from the NurseNudistNeonaziNarcanoNado because it's finally slowing down? Will the end of the 'Nado be the end of the Discovery Channel's new reality show?
- Can Detective Smegly help Sally, who now has a revolver, and can McShane help Tommy, who is running randomly through the woods? Will the orderly find Sally first?
- What is the cause of the disproportionately large prostitution problem in Solomon's River?
Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!
Tommy and Sally are alone in the woods, having lost McShane, and are scared because they think they just had sex. Though they didn't remove their pants, they believe they must now get married. A hunter with a potato gun stumbles upon the couple and brings them to Miss Kane, a nice social worker. Tommy and Sally report that McShane is missing and, they presume, dead. The hunter puts together a search party to look for one "McShane", last seen wearing "clothes."
Meanwhile, Betty, a server in a small diner, is on the brink of being fired. Her day gets worse when she can't seem to get a couple's order right. When Betty goes to the kitchen for a side of mayo, one of the other servers warns her that the man, Psycho Jake, has terrible temper. The woman with him, Spitty Suzy, has Tourette's. When the server returns with the side of mayo, the couple's symptoms become clear. Betty hustles them out to the patio before the crabby diner owner notices.
Dr. Scarlett asks Nurse to check outside to see if the other nurses were still picketing. "No more health care!" chant the nurses. "Let's close the hospital!" "Too much money!" Nurse reports back to Dr. Scarlett that the picketing nurses are even more crazed than they were when the picketing began. Their picket circle was getting faster and tighter, whipping up garbage, syringes, and little white hats into a swirl and making a... NURSE-NADO! Their hot wind could cause destruction across all of Solomon's River! The chant, "Medical marijuana could solve all our problems" finally sucks up Dr. Scarlett and Nurse themselves!
- Will the search party find McShane, clothed or otherwise?
- Will Sally and Tommy actually get married?
- Is it possible to get pregnant when you don't remove your pants?
- Why are Psycho Jake and Spitty Suzy in town, anyway?
- What will happen in the wake of a NURSE-NADO?
Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!
