Episode 150

Rajiv and Princess Lakshmi, tied up by Tripp in Rajiv's Coffeehouse that Tripp turned into a zombie-themed bar, are finally free, and the Princess is finally back to her actual age.  Instead of making another stand, Rajiv convinces the Princess that giving up is a better option.

Judge Graft brings in Mr. Tilapia, without his wife, for an off-the-record threat that he leave Solomon's River forever, or else.  Detective Smegley enters to petition Judge Graft for more police officers, since the Mayor has banned hiring.  To help, Judge Graft brings in Mrs. Tilapia and makes her Detective Smegley's boss: the Chief of Police!

Mrs. Tilapia engages the Court Reporter to make the online announcement, and the Court Reporter passes along some Solomon's River history--Chiefs of Police don't ever last very long.  The Court Reporter also warns that now that Judge Graft has done two favors for Mrs. Tilapia, he may come to her in the future for favors, like hiding bodies or maybe...the other thing.  Mrs. Tilapia claims she's good at both.

A zombie shuffles into a laboratory, completing an experiment.  He drinks from a test tube and...he's suddenly verbal again.  "Mommy!" he cries, running from the room.

Brother Offenshitz consults Brother Chiliwang for insights from having Princess Evaleen's god-power stone up his nose.  Chiliwang sees that the Jewish Deity Gigi is strangely absent, but there is an ever greater power coming in the form of a great battle between Big Momma and the Native Americans.  The Brothers discover the stone will not come out until Chiliwang fulfills his destiny, whatever that may be.  Chiliwang must leave the mountain and consult the Native Americans to find out what they will do.  Offenshitz packs Chilliwang's runch.

FBI agents Cribbins and Maxwell visit Judge Graft looking for Mr. Tilapia, and learn he was released and told to leave Solomon's River forever.  Agent Maxwell reveals that Mr. Tilapia had been under witness protection.  Agent Maxwell trains new Agent Cribbins to question judgment.  Bailiff says he gave Mr. Tilapia a ticket to Shitheadville (shi-teed-ville) the next town over.  When the agents exit, Judge Graft instructs Bailiff to make sure they leave town.

• What will Rajiv and the Princess Lakshmi do for work?
• Can Detective Smegley work with a boss like Mrs. Tilapia, and can Mrs. Tilapia survive as Chief of Police?
• Has a zombie found a cure for zombism?  How will that affect Tripp's zombie-themed bar?
• What is Brother Chilliwang's destiny?
• Will Cribbins and Maxwell find Mr. Tilapia in Shitheadville, and why was he under witness protection?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 135

A representative from mayoral candidate Jere Koff's office is visiting Judge Graft with a briefcase full of money she assures the judge has nothing at all to do with cover-ups of the past or favors in the future.  The judge promises to take the...briefcase...under advisement.  The representative hopes even certain forwarded "junk pictures" could be kept hush-hush, too, and she promises not to mention Mrs. Koff, who is under the judge's desk, to Jere.

Rajiv is reunited with Princess Lakshmi, who is too afraid of her own powers to move.  Even taking a step can crush cement, and it's getting worse.  Rajiv wants to put her in his basement, but, besides hating the basement, she is afraid she'd knock down the whole store.  If only she could go back to the way she was...  Rajiv realized he holds the key in his spit!  Using his reverse-aging superpower spit, he scraks on her to "turn back the clock" and she no longer has overwhelming strength.  After his explanation, she begs to be spit on some more.  Unfortunately, Rajiv's superpower is also gaining strength, and she reverse-ages to a teenager, then to a child.  His power, which had only been temporary, may also be gaining longevity...  Rajiv takes the hand of child Lakshmi to bring her to his basement.  She cries for help, which now looks all kinds of wrong.

Detective Smegly laments not having a police precinct secretary (the previous secretary had a chip implanted in her brain from H.A.L. and has not returned.)  A call comes in regarding a possible kidnapping, and Detective Smegly promises to send someone over.  Jessica, a poly sci major at a local university, looks for directions to Jere Koff's office so she can work as a volunteer for a school project.  The office is just down the hall.

Co-ed Jessica finds Jere Koff's office manned only by Spanish-speaking Juan.  Jessica's project idea is to help register zombies, but she may have seen too much: Jere employs illegal immigrants.  Jere's representative returns just in time to remove Jessica from the area and try to clean up the mess.

• Will Jere Koff's campaign have any money to spend on bumper stickers after they spent so much on bribes and cover-ups?
• Will the Koff campaign be able to use go-getter Jessica's "get out the zombie vote" project, or does she already know too much?
• Is Lakshmi saved from her super strength only to be doomed to live as a child?
• Is Rajiv now, technically, a pedophile?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 134

Cletus and Bartholemew, finally home, are arguing about who gets to eat lasagna and who Mom likes best (it's Bartholemew). Bartholemew tries to make Cletus believe that Mom is home (which she isn't), but in the meantime Cletus eats the last two pieces of lasagna. In retaliation, Bartholemew sends his brother out alone into the woods to find Sally.

Meanwhile, in another part of the woods, McShane is also wandering about looking for Sally.

Meanwhile meanwhile, in another other part of the woods, Sally and Tommy manage to find each other. Sally, who was tied up by a wolfman, is untied by Tommy as she fills him in on her latest adventures. To prevent getting separated again, they tie themselves together, but cannot decide which direction to go. Sally worries that this is how she got pregnant in the first place, and we are reminded that she believes Dr. Scarlet killed her baby and they, in turn, were going to kill the doctor in retribution. Before they leave the woods, Sally presses her very cold fingers against him, and they go off to get him checked for a baby, just in case.

Jerry Koff, now running for Mayor, is recruiting for his campaign. He plans to target the zombie community, enticing them with the slogan, "#BRAINS!!!"

McShane tries to wander off in the same direction Tommy and Sally went.

The Nurses' Association has called a meeting with the CDC to address the outbreaks of multiple dangerous, deadly, and highly contagious diseases in Solomon's River.  Expert Dr. Phlogiston and her colleague, also called Nurse and both freshly back from the Congo, meet with Nurse who recaps for them the Nurse-nudist-neo-Nazi-NARCanon-a-nado which spread a skin disease, as well as the zombie infestation and, possibly, the Zika virus.  Dr. Phlogiston and her personal Nurse are a bit horrified at both the magnitude of disease as well as the number of old, ugly nudists they might have to see.  Nurse sets up an appointment with them to meet with Dr. Scarlett.  Dr. Scarlett, however, has a history with Dr. Phlogiston.

Just in case Dr. Phlogiston and her Nurse don't make it to the Jam for Episode 136, they have their meeting right away at the local Starbucks.  It has been 20 years, but their unfinished business rears its ugly head.  Dr. Scarlett eyes Dr. Phlogiston's Nurse and we learn their history may have been professional, or it may have involved jealousy over a woman.  The drinks fly hot and fast into faces and the barista calls the police to report a rumble.  Detective Smegly enters to break it up.  The doctors think maybe they were in error and they don't actually know each other.  They order new drinks.  Satisfied the fighting is done, the detective leaves.  Dr. Phlogiston manages to insult Dr. Scarlett, who then orders a venti to fling and the fighting renews!

• Will either Bartholomew or McShane manage to find Tommy and Sally?
• Will Tommy and Sally find their way to Dr. Scarlett, and if so, will they really kill him?
• Who is running against Jere Koff, and do they have a chance now that he's going after the zombie vote? #brains
• What is the history between Dr. Phlogiston and Dr. Scarlett?  Can they work together to help Solomon's River?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 127

Angelica presents Big Momma with spell ingredients gathered from Uber Minion, only one eyelash short; however, Big Momma says she doesn't need the lash to still get rid of everyone who is against her!  Uber Minion enters, wisely slathered in Crisco (an effective spell repellent), to take out Big Momma once and for all.  Big Momma sends Angelica to wake Big Poppa, who has been in a spell-induced coma since 1976 when he annoyed his wife.  Big Poppa proceeds to slap the Uber Minion around before taking him off to spoon.  Angelica picks up the spell ingredients which have fallen to the floor.  Big Momma is confident, but Angelica suspects the creeblies and dust bunnies from the floor may cause trouble with the spell-casting.

The Lynching Party had cookies and eggnog, but never got around to the lynching.  Only a few party-goers remain, and while Greta would still like to lynch, Frieda is nervous because one of Big Momma's cats had been lurking outside her window.  They compromise by sending Bertrandina, new to their group, to bring Big Momma a peace offering of leftover Christmas lynching cookies.

Meanwhile, shirtless hillbillies Bartholomew and Cletus attempt to use the lost Sally as their personal servant, not understanding the limits of her intelligence.  Directed to skin and boil a dead possum, when she touches it, the animal springs back to life and escapes.  Bartholomew and Cletus send her out to the woods to bring it back.  Sally finds a slow loris, but no possum.

Sergeant Smegley mans the police department desk phone, taking a noise complaint from a residence near Rajiv's Coffee Shop.  Policeman Joe Bob brings the Sergeant doughnuts but is, tragically, sent out to investigate.

Unbeknownst to Joe Bob, Lakshmi and Rajiv made it from the caverns back to the coffee shop, closing the trap door behind them.  As they began to set up for business, they heard a thumping sound from the basement ran for it as zombies pushed through the trap door.  It is at that moment policeman Joe Bob enters, trying to interview the patrons who turn out to be zombies.  The newly nibbled and zombie-fied policeman is after jelly doughnuts, and he assaults a public drunk to get some.

• How will Uber Minion escape the attentions of Big Poppa?
• Will Big Poppa acclimate to the new century?
• Will Big Momma's spell go as planned...or not?
• Will Big Momma accept lynching cookies in exchange for peace?
• Does Sally have healing powers?
• How fast does a zombie plague spread?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 125

Angelica grovels at Big Momma's feet, promising she's the best minion ever. The minions have been getting the place ready for the party when Uber Minion comes in and starts brown-nosing Big Momma. Uber Minion touches Momma, who warns him never to touch her again, but he threatens that he could "snap her like a twig"! Angelica back-hands Uber Minion, causing a mild nose bleed. Big Momma wants to know why, since he is a minion, he is not grovelling. He answers that perhaps he does not want to be a minion any more; perhaps he wants to be Big Momma! He muses that he could get a sex transplant, which apparently involves having a penis on his forehead. Uber Minion pulls out a big knife, which Angelica knocks from his hand. Big Momma then reveals that she is also Queen of the Witches! Angelica offers to help Big Momma cast a spell by collecting the necessary ingredients. The needs one of his toenails, and eyelash, one of his ears, one of his eyes, and his toupee. 

Meanwhile, at the Solomon's River Police Department,  Detective Smegley comes in and greets Greta, his new secretary, who actually turns out to be Greta's grandmother; Smegley has mistaken one for the other because they look so much alike. Lieutenant Bustybottoms comes in and finds Smegley in an uncooperative mood. Smegley believes that since he got his promotion, he no longer needs to listen to Bustybottoms. The Lieutenant lets it slide and sends him off for coffee. Bustybottoms is perturbed there's an old person in the station, but overlooks it for Greta's sake. A woman, Freida,  enters to report that her next door neighbor is Queen of the Witches, complete with minions! Bustybottoms ignores her pleas for help until he can get his coffee. Greta offers to take care of the witch problem, even though she's been afraid of them since Sunday school. They leave to gather a lynch mob.

Tony admonishes Soup Bone for killing Timmy in broad daylight. They start to plan their escape in Tony's Porsche (complete with Priscilla once again tied up in the trunk) when Timmy returns to life as a zombie! 

Now that McShane has finally gotten rid of Tommy and Sally, he believes he can get some work done. Unfortunately, he is haunted by their voices, accusing him of leaving them in the woods to die. McShane finally gives in an screams that he will go back to the forest to find them, but doesn't have to, because they right behind him. There is a joyful reunion complete with some awkward moments. Sally tells McShane that the doctor killed her baby; McShane offers to go find the doctor and kill him. Sally is a little concerned that that's what he's jumping to, but lets him go anyway. Tommy leaves to go to the forest.

• Will Uber Minion become the new Big Momma?
• Will Angelica manage to collect all the necessary ingredients for thespell?
• Will Greta and Freida be able to raise a lynch party?
• What will Timmy do, now that he's a zombie?
• Will McShane kill Doctor Scarlett over a non-existent baby?

 Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!
 

Episode 124

Mousy Librarian finds Jervis, who is amazed not only to find her alive, but pregnant! Especially given the fact that neither of them remembers any "horizontal action". Mousy reminds him about being cryogenically frozen after their adventures in the Caverns and her brief time being controlled by a chip placed in her head by H.A.L., the evil computer-twin of Dr. Scarlet. Suddenly, Mousy hears H.A.L.'s voice telling her to tell Jervis he has to marry her. When Jervis fails to respond, H.A.L. tells her to take out the gun. They struggle for the gun, and once Jervis is incapacitated by a sudden groin injury, H.A.L. instructs her to implant a chip in his backside, which much to Jervis' surprise, she does.

Meanwhile, McShane and Tommy, still wandering in the forest, almost find each other. Tommy hears Sally, and promptly wanders off after her. Nobody finds anyone.

At Solomon's River Police Department, Det. Smegly is taking calls as Lt. Bustybottoms come out and tells him to order a pizza and say how awesome his butt is. Bustybottoms offers Smegly a promotion, as long as he can go arrest someone within the next 30 seconds. Smegly returns with a serial killer and gives him his promotion.

Meanwhile, at the Adversson mansion, the British secret agents have returned from their China trip. Magnus enters, and one tries to get him to tell about the microchip plant by not-so-cleverly by dropping the words "China" and "microchip secret facility" into conversation. When he is unsuccessful, the second agent tries her hand, discovering that China was ruse to steer them away from Scotland, Uzbekistan, Magnus' granddaughters, and some secret vision. They think he knows more, but it has been wiped from his mind. They settle on asking him about the factory. He admits to building it to create an A.I. for the purposes of, as Magnus puts it, "something rhyming with 'furled cromination.'" Despite the fact that the factory had been closed down years ago, the agents report seeing a recent spike in microchip orders.

Tony's pals, Soup Bone, Ginger Butt, Super B and others get together to plan to break Tony out of jail. The discussion soon turns divisive, with rival factions vying for control of the Solomon's River drug trade. They wonder if they should leave Tony in jail instead, metaphysically dead. Ginger Butt fills them in on the details of a PBS special on the risks of pot smoking, and Soup Bone's mom comes to call him home for dinner. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to the gang, Tony is already out of jail and has been alerted to their treachery by his friend Timmy. Tony comes to confront them, and a lot of yelling ensues. Soup Bone's mom returns to chastise the group for not giving him enough time to play with them. They apologize, Soup Bone returns, there's more yelling and Soup Bone ends up killing Timmy.

• Will Jervis and Mousy figure out where the baby came from?
• What will happen now that Jervis has a microchip up his butt?
• Will Lt. Bustybottoms get his pizza?
• Why are microchips being ordered from a factory that's been closed for years?
• What will happen now that Tony is no longer metaphorically dead?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 122

Princess Lakshmi scratches quietly at a wall in Rajiv's Coffee Shop basement, chipping out a portion of the wall where she believed she found a tunnel entrance when previously kidnapped and held there.  She must hide her work from Rajiv when he comes for Dr Pibb supplies.  Finally, he leaves, and she breaks through!  The faint voice of a man "trapped back here for decades!" causes her to quickly close up the hole.  Thinking she must have chosen the wrong wall, the princess scrapes again somewhere else.

Meanwhile, at the police station, the dude Quentin shows up for the police auction.  For $1, Detective Smegly sells him a drug car pulled from a river.  The detective promises the Porsche has been cleaned up.  Driving away, Quentin hears a tiny voice coming from the trunk calling, "Help me!"  A kidnapped girl, Priscilla, is inside, and reveals she was the girlfriend of the car's former owner, who was a drug dealing jerk.  She is wary of getting in with Quentin because if Tony is not in jail, he is sure to be out for vengeance.

Deep below the waves in Flounder's residence, Flounder disbelieves the news that his old friend, Split-Tail, a formerly shunned Merman, is back from the dead and killing the Merpeople.  Flounder hears a splishy knock at the door and Split-Tail himself shamble-swims through, swearing vengeance on all People and Merpeople.  An unsuspecting pizza delivery guy arrives with Flounder's personal pan pizza, and, as promised, is revenged-upon by Split-Tail.  Distraught, Flounder doesn't realize the danger, and is bit by his undead best friend to become one of the undead himself!  Split-Tail reveals he is creating an Army of the Undead Fish World.  Flounder has no choice but to join him and begin the next phase of Split-Tail's revenge: death to humans!

• Will Princess Lakshmi find a tunnel that actually leads to the outside world?
• Will Rajiv find a more constructive way to express his love?
• Is Tony in jail, or will he come looking for his girlfriend and his Porsche?
• Will Quentin learn how to drive stick?
• What will happen to humankind now that undead, zombie fish and Merpeople are waging war on them?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in Solomon's River!

Episode 121

We open Solomon's River with Rajiv polishing his counter once again, musing on how quiet things have been of late. At that moment his wife bursts in and explains that she has been held prisoner in a Pakistani prison for a year because his girlfriend, Princess Lakshmi, told them that Mrs. Rajiv was a terrorist! Rajiv denies having a girlfriend, although he does tell his wife not to look in the basement. Mrs. Rajiv declares that she is alright with his girlfriend "being where she cannot see her". Having acquiesced to this new living arrangement, Mrs. Rajiv leaves to go to the store so she can make dinner. Rajiv takes this opportunity to visit Lakshmi beneath the trapdoor. As she berates him for leaving her trapped in his basement, Mrs. Rajiv returns for the car keys. Rajiv admits he left them in the car, at which point he is yelled at again and told they will "talk about this later." Lakshmi now knows that Rajiv's wife has returned! The princess hopes Mrs. Rajiv will help her escape, until she is reminded about all that Pakistani prison/terrorist stuff. Rajiv agrees to un-strap Lakshmi from the wall, as long as she promises not to try to escape. She promises, fingers crossed.  Rajiv leaves.

Tripp is reunited with his mother, Angelica. He explains how he went into a house to ask for "23 pounds" and ended up with what looks like a child strapped to his chest. Angelica tell him how he used to have a twin, but it was absorbed into his body, apparently not completely. Tripp wonders if they could slice it off, or use "Icy Hot" to remove it. Angelica, dipping into her vast reservoir of knowledge regarding all things illegal, tells him she knows just the place to go to have it removed. She'll help him if he agrees to help her find an old man.

Princess Evaleene is being chased by her sycophants.

Two dudes discover their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to report the theft and Det. Smegly takes their information. The car was parked next to Solomon's River Canyon, but he cannot seem to get any more helpful information from them other than the car is blue with rust spots. At that moment, Mrs. Rajiv comes in to report that there is a car in their driveway that is not theirs, then leaves just as suddenly. The detective tells the dude he'll look for his car, but it will take a couple of weeks. The dude wants to borrow a car, but the detective is not very helpful, giving them a flyer for an auction that takes place in a month. After the dudes complain about how they can't go without a car for a month, Det. Smegly moves the auction up to tomorrow.

• Is Rajiv's wife really okay with these living arrangements?
• Will Princess Lakshmi be content staying in the basement, drinking nothing but old, warm Dr. Pibb?
• Will Tripp come to love his partially absorbed twin?
• What does Angelica want with an old man?
• Can Det. Smegly find the dude's car, or will he be forced to lend them a police cruiser?
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Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in Solomon's River!

Episode 118

The hillbilly who found Nurse, whose clothes were ripped off in the NurseNudistNeonaziNarcanoNado, helps her cover up with some mud.  Nurse wants to get back to Dr. Scarlett at Solomon's River General Hospital, but the best the hillbilly can do is "The Healer Man" who turns out to be "The Healer Woman".  The Healer Woman gets Nurse into clothes and tries to find a map to get her back into town.

A janitor, sweeping up, laments the mess that the NurseNudistNeonaziNarcanoNado has left behind.

Tommy, alone in the woods, calls out, "Sally!"  Faintly, he hears her voice, "Tommy!"  Not quite as faintly, he hears McShane's voice, "Tommy!"  He begins to believe the woods may be haunted.

Dr. Scarlett's replacement nurse, Nurse Jim, is a poor replacement for Nurse.  The female patients, however, enjoy his sponge baths.

Detective Smegly enlists the help of Rajiv at his coffee shop, which is under renovation.  Detective Smegly needs Rajiv to help him put a person into the Witness Program, sans "Protection".  He promises she will be able to help Rajiv remodel, and put up cove molding.  Rajiv agrees and is presented with Sally.  Sally is willing to do anything that gets her closer to finding Tommy.

Meanwhile, on Hooker's Corner, arguing hookers are interrupted by two lost townies, Muffy and her rich friend.  Muffy saves herself by giving the whores her rich friend and running away.

• Who is this backwoods Healer Woman?  Can she help Nurse find Solomon's River again?
• Will Tommy find his way out of the woods?  Are those woods really haunted?
• How will Nurse Jim cope with all the old, naked, disease-riddled bodies he must wash?
• How will Sally do cutting molding?
• What will become of Muffy's rich friend, now in the hands of Solomon's River's hookers?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 117

The sky-gazing hillbilly and The Discovery Channel's Glen Aldridge are near enough to the NurseNudistNeonaziNarcanoNado to be hit by nurse-sized hail, which was actually Dr. Scarlett's Nurse, fallen from the 'nado, the clothes ripped from her body.  The hillbilly offers to help the naked woman.

Tommy, wandering the woods looking forlornly for Sally, instead runs into McShane, who had been missing longer.  McShane offers to help the simple man.

Meanwhile, in Solomon's River proper, Sally wants to go back into the forest to look for Tommy, but Detective Smegly prevents her, saying it's too dangerous.  He takes her to the police station to wait safely.  When they get to the station, a beat officer is there already, accompanied by a hooker, who swears she is an "exotic dancer".  Smegly has the officer fingerprint her, but the harried detective still has Sally, who remains terribly upset.  To placate Sally, Detective Smegly promises to leave immediately to find Tommy.  After he is gone, Sally discovers a loaded service revolver, which she keeps "in case [she] needs it."

Dr. Scarlett orders an orderly to find a patient who left without paying: Sally.  The doctor warns that Sally may be distraught because she thinks he killed her baby, which he didn't, he swears.

McShane is having a difficult time with the very upset Tommy.  In the middle of McShane's attempt at a sensible conversation, Tommy has the realization that he loves Sally and he wants to have her baby.  McShane can say nothing that doesn't upset Tommy further, and Tommy flees.

• Are bodies falling from the NurseNudistNeonaziNarcanoNado because it's finally slowing down?  Will the end of the 'Nado be the end of the Discovery Channel's new reality show?
• Can Detective Smegly help Sally, who now has a revolver, and can McShane help Tommy, who is running randomly through the woods?  Will the orderly find Sally first?
• What is the cause of the disproportionately large prostitution problem in Solomon's River?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 116

The Discovery Channel has sent Glen Aldridge and a small crew to Solomon's River to investigate reports of unusual weather phenomenon (do dooo, do do-do.)  A backwoodsman excitedly recounts his sighting of the nursenado and how it swept through the Solomon's River Nudist Camp, perhaps making "involuntary nudists" of the nurses already inside.  Glen mentions that The National Guard has been deployed to stop the nursenudistnado and slyly implants the suggestion that perhaps the nursenudistnado.  The Discovery Channel's producer is excited because this is the first step to inspire a new reality TV show.  She leaves a card in case the hillbilly sees something else.

Dr. Scarlett is wandering alone through the forest when he encounters Sally who became separated from Tommy during the storm.  Sally is very upset and alternately calls out "Stranger danger!" and "Tommy!"  She confesses to Dr. Scarlett that she is pregnant, and, with great difficulty, he gets her to leave with him for an examination.  After they leave, Tommy wanders by, calling forlornly, "Sally?  The baby..."

Detective Smegly notices all the evidence of a natural disaster and stumbles upon a nudist, recently dropped from the nursenudistnado.  Hearing their conversation, a woman of distinction enters and gives her report, too.  The following exchange was made:
Detective: Where did the nursenudistnado go?
Nudist: North.
Woman: North?
Nudist: For now.
Woman: Why, that's where the Neo-Nazis meet!
Nudist: No!
Woman: Yes, in the old, abandoned nuclear power plant.
Nudist: That's nasty.
Woman: I heard they're having a Narcanon meeting there now.
Detective: I must go nab this nursenudistnado!

To the north, a wooshing sound is heard over the "Heils" of the Neo-Nazis and Helmut's confession to the group that he is a junkie.  The wooshing gets louder and louder and the entirety of the Neo-Nazis get sucked up into the nursenudistnado.  "Ach, du Lieber!"

Dr. Scarlett does a sonogram on Sally and tells her she's not pregnant.  Sally thinks that perhaps Dr. Scarlett has killed her baby.

• Will Sally and Tommy ever reunite?
• When they do, how will Tommy take it when he finds out Dr. Scarlett examined Sally and didn't find a baby?  What about Sally's suspicion that Dr. Scarlett killed the baby?
• How will Sally ever pay the hospital bill?
• What will the meddling of The Discovery Channel do to Solomon's River in their quest for a backwoods alien conspiracy reality television show?
• How long can a nursenudistneonazinarcanonado stay in the air?  Where will it go next...

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 115

Swept up in the dreaded Nursenado, Dr. Scarlett and Nurse are finally deposited in an unfamiliar place just outside the city limits of Solomon's River. It turns out to be a nudist camp in the forest. Nurse notices something strange about them, other than the fact they are naked. They seem to covered in rashes, bruises and the general funk of an unknown strain of venereal disease. Dr. Scarlett is concerned this might be the start of a new epidemic! Nurse is dragged away to join in the celebrations while the doctor slips not-so-quietly away.

Meanwhile, at the Solomon's River police station, Detective Smegly has lost the paperwork about the woman he is searching for - Nurse! He is about to enlist the help of an underling officer to clean up the paperwork when Jimmy, the True Grit newsboy rushes in to tell them he just saw a Nursenado flying over the city! Det. Smegly leaves to find the Nursenado, thinking that will be the best place to find Nurse.

Some local hicks gawk as the Nursenado passes by and heads toward the forest. Someone with binoculars watches as "a bunch of disgusting, knobbly, naked people" are being sucked up by the Nursenado! They all grab their four-wheelers and follow them.

McShane, still wandering through the forest, is pulled up by the Nursenado just as Tommy and Sally arrive. Concerned for the welfare of Sally's fetus, and after Tommy has no success in communicating with it, they listen for any sound from McShane. Hearing none, they leave.

• Will there by a disgusting VD outbreak just in time for VD?
• Will we ever find out why Det. Smegly is looking for Nurse?
• What will happen now that the Nursenado is a Nursenudistnado?
• Is Sally's unborn baby really deaf?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!