Episode 36

On the latest episode of Solomon's River, Inspector Blakely is in the mines, waiting to meet Mayor Solomon in order to give him an update.  In walks Magnus Adverson, still looking for a way out of the mines.  Blakely directs him to the exit, and Mayor Solomon arrives.  Blakely reports that there is a "wanted criminal" running for office named Magnus Adverson.  Blakely also implicates Rajiv, reporting he has been having phone conversations with rebels in Afghanistan. Solomon takes Blakely with him, asking him if he's in for a spot of killing, particularly Rev. AT Isst.

At the Retreat, One Brother is talking with Brother Chiliwang about the murder of Wolfgang Offenschitz.  They agree they must cleanse the Retreat of the blood that was spilled. Chiliwang sends out a psychic call for the other Brothers, and Brother Festerfoot arrives.  All three are worried that Brother Dipshit might show up which, after a brief interlude, he does.  Once all the Brothers are assembled, they draw a mandala and try to raise the ghost of Offenschitz in order to speak with him. Instead of the ghost arriving, Wolgang's father, Herr Offenschitz comes in looking for his son, heir to the Offenschitz Eau de Toilette business.  When they are unable to help him, he laves to continue his search.

At Rajiv's Coffee House, Rajiv is on the phone when Reese Critherspoon of INTERPOL comes in to arrest Rajiv for terrorism.  Rajiv is taken away for interrogation.

•   Will Blakely agree to murder Rev AT Isst?
• Will the Brothers manage to raise the ghost of Wolfgang Offenschitz?
• What will happen to Rajiv, and is he too pretty for jail?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 31

As this week's episode opens, we find Tripp talking with his mother, Angelica, explaining how he is now using the newly amnesiac Carla/Oscar to clean the porch and wash his car.  Angelica seems intrigued by the thought that Carla/Oscar will do whatever you tell her to, as long as you call her Oscar Steppenwolf ("Like your Padre," observes Angelica.) 

Meanwhile, across town at the Solomon's River General Hospital, Dr. Scarlett and his nurse discuss Mr. Ylung's progress after the operation.  The nurse points out something interesting on Mr. Ylung; someone has stitched a message on his scar!  Just then, Joe-Bob Solomon arrives and punches the nurse!

Later at Rajiv's, Magnus Adverson comes in and orders some rhubarb pie.  Magnus asks if Rajiv has seen his granddaughters, then leaves the coffee house.

At the mayor's house, there is a knock at the door...it is Herr Offenschitz, Wolfgang's father!  Herr Offenschitz is looking for his son and wants to know if Joe-Bob, his neighbor, knows where he is.  Herr Offenschitz needs to find his son and give him some important news!  Suzanne, the ghost child from Joe-Bob Solomon's past, reappears after being away for so long...she wants Joe-Bob to find out what the important news is.  Herr Offenschitz knows the last place his son was seen was at the Retreat (even though Germans don't know that word;) he tells the mayor that he will be moving in next door until his son is found.  As they say goodbye, Joe-Bob punches Herr Offenschitz in the face!

• Will Angelica find a use for Carla/Oscar?
• Did Mr. Ylung survive the removal of his tumor without complications?
• Will Magnus enjoy his rhubarb pie?
• What is the important news Herr Offenschitz has for his son?
• Will Herr Offenschitz be upset when he discovers his son has been brutally murdered at the Retreat?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!