Episode 40

At Rajiv's Coffee House, Lakshmi is still trapped in the basement as Conrad Lufte comes in, introduces himself and tells Rajiv he is there to discover the town's mysteries.  A couple of American girls come in, recognize Conrad and have him autograph their boobs.  Conrad is asking for directions to the tourism board as a woman from the tourism board enters.  Rajiv takes the opportunity to go down into the basement to check on the princess.  Conrad tried to explain how he is being called to the town...he is getting phone calls from someone in the town telling him to seek his destiny.  As Rajiv comes back up B enters, looking for "Bill," Rajiv's supposed son.  Rajiv recognizes the description as someone who's been "dogging (his) heels ever since Poughkeepsie.  Magnus enters, but is driven out with B as Rajiv fears they may find the trapdoor.

Meanwhile, on a deserted island, Scarlett is given some bottled water by his nurse.  She found it next to the peanut butter in the pantry which is located next to the kitchen, just off the living room by the control room in the hatch.

At INTERPOL, Agent Blakely comes in to find Rajiv missing. A helpful Irishman who has been mopping the floors and leaving doors open fears that Blakely may be an escaped prisoner, and therefore locks him in an empty cell.

• Will Conrad discover the secrets of Solomon's River?
• Who is the mysterious "Bill," and why is he dogging people's heels?
• What could be in the Hatch on the deserted island?
• Is there jelly for the peanut butter?
• What will Agent Blakely do now that he is trapped in jail?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 38

In the latest episode of  Solomon's River, we find Dr Scarlett and his nurse on his yacht, Enormous Yacht.  She recounts to him how tragedy befell her entire family when a sudden storm toppled their boat and they were swept away onto a desert island, where she had to eat them to survive.  Just then, a sudden storm comes upon them.

Meanwhile, across town, Agent Blakely is meeting with the mysterious B.  Blakely has a mission for B: to kill Reverend A.T. Isst. The Reverend is later killed by B, using a sniper rifle.  Witnesses spend the afternoon celebrating his death. Afterward, B is having trouble collecting the rest of his money from Blakely.  Blakely gives him the key to Rajiv's Coffee House so he can ransack the place.

Across town at the coffee house, Rajiv's son is cleaning the shop when B enters, using the key.  B asks where the office is.  He is told there is no office, but there are "things" in the basement.  B goes down and discovers a woman claiming to be a princess kidnapped from Bangladesh by Rajiv's son and brought to this country to marry him.  B sets her free after she promises to shower him in jewels.

• What will happen to Dr Scarlett and his nurse? Will she have to eat him to survive?
• Why did Agent Blakely really want the reverend killed?
• What will the "princess" do now that she has been set free?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 36

On the latest episode of Solomon's River, Inspector Blakely is in the mines, waiting to meet Mayor Solomon in order to give him an update.  In walks Magnus Adverson, still looking for a way out of the mines.  Blakely directs him to the exit, and Mayor Solomon arrives.  Blakely reports that there is a "wanted criminal" running for office named Magnus Adverson.  Blakely also implicates Rajiv, reporting he has been having phone conversations with rebels in Afghanistan. Solomon takes Blakely with him, asking him if he's in for a spot of killing, particularly Rev. AT Isst.

At the Retreat, One Brother is talking with Brother Chiliwang about the murder of Wolfgang Offenschitz.  They agree they must cleanse the Retreat of the blood that was spilled. Chiliwang sends out a psychic call for the other Brothers, and Brother Festerfoot arrives.  All three are worried that Brother Dipshit might show up which, after a brief interlude, he does.  Once all the Brothers are assembled, they draw a mandala and try to raise the ghost of Offenschitz in order to speak with him. Instead of the ghost arriving, Wolgang's father, Herr Offenschitz comes in looking for his son, heir to the Offenschitz Eau de Toilette business.  When they are unable to help him, he laves to continue his search.

At Rajiv's Coffee House, Rajiv is on the phone when Reese Critherspoon of INTERPOL comes in to arrest Rajiv for terrorism.  Rajiv is taken away for interrogation.

•   Will Blakely agree to murder Rev AT Isst?
• Will the Brothers manage to raise the ghost of Wolfgang Offenschitz?
• What will happen to Rajiv, and is he too pretty for jail?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 11

We begin this week’s episode at Solomon’s River General Hospital with Dr. Scarlett losing a patient.  His nurse takes the body to the coolers, but returns to have the doctor invite her and her sister to his office later.  She leaves to continue her duties, and Agent Blakeley arrives.  Blakeley asks Dr. Scarlett about all the bodies in town…Scarlett tells him plenty of people die at Solomon’s River General Hospital.  He is interrupted by a Code Red in the emergency room. Scarlett must leave, so Blakeley arranges a meeting with the doctor in one week.

In the emergency room Scarlett finds his nurse crying over the body of her sister, telling him she collapsed.  The doctor prescribes 50 ccs of Ibunephertrol and a drippy bag.  Before the medication can be administered, however, Ellen, the sister, revives suddenly.  Seeing Ellen is fine, Dr. Scarlett leaves for his office.  The nurse, after a brief bout of forgetfulness regarding her sister’s name, lets her know that she was going to hook her up with the doctor.  Ellen is concerned with all the bodies she has heard about.  Her sister worries about Ellen since her husband ran away; she wants to find her a man. They decide that perhaps battery-operated is the way to go for a while.

Wolfgang Offenschitz, the mayor’s very unhappy neighbor, calls Agent Blakeley to let him know he would need to talk with him today, or not at all. He plans on joining a monastery; the guilt and anger over his vendetta against the mayor are eating him up inside.  Blakeley tells him to come over.

Later, when Offenschitz arrives, Blakeley shows his concern for all the bodies in town, but Wolfgang is concerned with all the dog poop.  Admitting that the mayor is actually a pretty good guy, Offenschitz offers to team up with Blakeley, but is interrupted when a burning bag of dog poop is left on the doorstep for Blakeley to stamp out.  Wolfgang smells the remnants; it was the mayor’s dog.

• Will Dr. Scarlett hook up with the nurse and her sister?
• Will anyone every discover where all the bodies are coming from?
• Will Agent Blakeley ever find out something useful?
• Will Wolfgang Offenschitz join a monastery, or will he complete his vendetta against the mayor?
• Will Agent Blakeley ever get all that stuff off the bottom of his shoe?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 9

In this week’s hair-raising episode of Solomon’s River, we begin in Rajiv’s Coffee House as the mysterious Janice White shows up behind the counter looking for coffee and information.  Mayor Solomon arrives, ordering his usual Mr. Pibb and introduces himself to Janice (who introduces herself as Janice Purple!) Janice tells the mayor she is visiting for the day and inquires about the haze at the end of town, trying to determine if it’s from the mines. She then starts pumping the mayor for information regarding her friend, Samantha, who has been missing from Solomon’s River for some time now. The mayor denies any knowledge, but vows to bring down Calivera Enterprises (which, oddly enough, Janice defends vehemently!)

Meanwhile, at Calivera Enterprises, Carla’s assistant Angelica informs her that she has disposed of the latest body, but warns her that the cloud is beginning to be noticed in town.  Carla worries about a visit from the EPA, as well as the newspaper stories (which are being fed by a mysterious informant!)  As Angelica’s minion drags another body out, the police chief calls Carla, having developed a mysterious accent.  Carla tries to brush off the Chief, telling her to talk to Angelica.  Angelica is ordered to “redirect” the Chief’s investigation.

The Chief arrives to talk to talk to Angelica about the body being dragged through the coffee shop when they are interrupted by one of the Mason Brothers, looking for direction on what to do with the body.  After deciding he should chop it up, he exits.  Angelica denies that there are any bodies as her minion comes in to inform her there is no more coal for the furnaces.  Janice pops in to tell the Chief that the bodies are being used in the medical college.  Carla returns as Janice gives Angelica an envelope for her boss.  Carla opens it after Janice leaves and finds a note which says, “I know what you’ve been doing!”  Carla is determined to find out who Janice is, and what she is up to.

Mayor Joe-Bob is looking through the file on Suzanne (his dead childhood friend) as his investigator, Agent Blakeley, arrives to report on Calivera Enterprises.  Blakeley reports on the body being dragged out, but the mayor has difficulty understanding him and sends him away.  Janice then comes into his office with information.  She has been to Calivera and tells him they are hacking up bodies and creating a mysterious fog.  Still she searches for Samantha…

As Janice leaves, one of the Mason Brothers shows up (instructed by the mayor’s unhappy neighbor) to deliver the mayor’s dog’s head.  Suzanne’s ghost appears to torment the mayor for letting her die, saying he deserves this.  Just then, the mayor finds something in the file…”Oh my God, it was him!”

•  Will Janice discover the whereabouts of Samantha?
• Will the Chief of Police find out what's going on at Calivera Industries?
• Will Carla be visited by the EPA? Will OSHA make her install handrails in the restrooms?
• Will Agent Blakeley make himself understood to the mayor?
• Will Suzanne's ghost ever stop haunting the mayor?
• Who is the mysterious "Him?!"

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 8

As this week's episode of Solomon's River begins, we find Mr. Ylung (of the firm Tsmith, Thompson, Richards & Ylung) visiting the Chief of Police to file a missing person's report for Magnus Advarsson's granddaughter, Samantha, but he is sent away; the Chief is tired of Ylung's frequent visits.  Mayor Solomon arrives to see if the Chief could do him a favor and look into "Suzanne Balmer," who died some 29 years ago; he would like to know who were her friends and acquaintances.  Mayor Solomon is handed her file, which he takes with him after being served coffee by the Chief's persistent assistant.

At Rajiv's Coffee House, Agent Blakeley of the MIB (Mayoral Investigation Bureau) comes in and orders a Dr. Pibb (or was it a Mr. Pepper?)  Mayor Solomon enters, introduces himself to Blakeley and questions the MIB agent regarding his investigation.

Later, at the police station, Agent Blakelee enters and is served laxative-free coffee by the Chief's assistant.  The agent has heard about the bodies in town, and is interested in knowing more.  He leaves soon after, at which point the mail arrives with a missing person's notice, which is news to the Chief.

• Will Mr. Ylung get the Chief of Police to listen to him about Samantha's disappearance?
• What will Mayor Solomon discover in Suzanne's file?
• Will Detective Smith get over the fact that there is a new investigator in town?
• Is Agent Blakely investigating the mayor, or investigating for the mayor?
• Why does the Chief of police occasionally serve coffee with laxative in it?
• Who is on the missing person's poster?

  Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!