Episode 41

We find Agent Blakely simmering in his own juices and calling for help after being mis-imprisoned by an overly helpful Irish janitor.  Blakely's boss questions the janitor and is directed to Blakely's cell.  Blakely is definitely not on the short list for Agent of the Month, and his boss actually leaves him in the cell to think about his commitment to the job.

Rajiv visits Lachme in the coffee shop basement.  Lakshmi finds out the attraction is mutual, from a Rajiv who is "sure" his wife is dead.  Lakshmi's trust in him makes Rajiv feel guilty.  She promises him jewels and princedom.  She also promises that she will get out "one way or another."  Rajiv manages to keep her locked in when he hears patrons upstairs.

Magnus enters Rajiv's with Bill, and reaffirms that the trap door is in the corner.  Bill continues to insist he is Rajiv's son.  Rajiv reveals that although he was "with" Bill's mother, he was impotent that night, and fatherhood was impossible.  (Lakshmi is distantly worried about Rajiv's possible impotence.)  Rajiv closes the shop at 4:00 sharp and kicks out Magnus and Bill.

Dr. Scarlett and his nurse are in the deserted island's Hatch.  The nurse reports she has found a coconut phone, a bamboo car, and a boat with a hole in it.  Dr. Scarlett and the nurse discover a bed, a record player with 70s porn music, a disco light and a fog machine.  They're about to use all of them, when the nurse is struck in the neck with a dart and collapses.  Dr. Scarlett is also struck and collapses on his nurse's hip, possibly leaving a bruise.

• Will Agent Blakely ever be invited to the office Christmas party again, or will he moulder in that cell forever?
• Will Lakshmi get out of Rajiv's Coffee House basement?
• Will Rajiv convince the pestersome Bill that conception had been inconceivable?
• What, exactly, happened in Poughkeepsie?
• If the island has been abandoned since the 70s, who has tranquilized Dr. Scarlett and his nurse?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 40

At Rajiv's Coffee House, Lakshmi is still trapped in the basement as Conrad Lufte comes in, introduces himself and tells Rajiv he is there to discover the town's mysteries.  A couple of American girls come in, recognize Conrad and have him autograph their boobs.  Conrad is asking for directions to the tourism board as a woman from the tourism board enters.  Rajiv takes the opportunity to go down into the basement to check on the princess.  Conrad tried to explain how he is being called to the town...he is getting phone calls from someone in the town telling him to seek his destiny.  As Rajiv comes back up B enters, looking for "Bill," Rajiv's supposed son.  Rajiv recognizes the description as someone who's been "dogging (his) heels ever since Poughkeepsie.  Magnus enters, but is driven out with B as Rajiv fears they may find the trapdoor.

Meanwhile, on a deserted island, Scarlett is given some bottled water by his nurse.  She found it next to the peanut butter in the pantry which is located next to the kitchen, just off the living room by the control room in the hatch.

At INTERPOL, Agent Blakely comes in to find Rajiv missing. A helpful Irishman who has been mopping the floors and leaving doors open fears that Blakely may be an escaped prisoner, and therefore locks him in an empty cell.

• Will Conrad discover the secrets of Solomon's River?
• Who is the mysterious "Bill," and why is he dogging people's heels?
• What could be in the Hatch on the deserted island?
• Is there jelly for the peanut butter?
• What will Agent Blakely do now that he is trapped in jail?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 39

In this episode we find Rajiv still cleaning the interrogation room when he discovers that he is alone and the door has been left open.  Taking the opportunity, he escapes!

Meanwhile, Dr. Scarlett and his nurse are now marooned on a deserted island after a freak storm at sea.  They split up to find out if the island is inhabited or has any dangerous animals.

Back in Solomon's River, Conrad Lufte, heir to the Lufte breakfast restaurant chain (largest in Germany) and son of the inventor of the Lufte Waffle, is admiring the park and becomes enamored of the town, wanting to discover its mysteries.

At the Coffee House, Rajiv goes to the basement to find some money in the safe.  There he discovers the trapped Princess Lakshmi. She rejected her original rescuer ("He is Caucasian") and begins to come on to Rajiv.  He resists as best he can...she offers to be his secret Bangladeshi princess.  Rajiv tells her to wait in the basement and he will return.  As he leaves, he locks her in once again.

• Will the police catch Rajiv?
• Will Scarlett's nurse find any dangerous animals?
• What does Conrad Lufte want?
• Will Rajiv give in to Lakshmi's advances?

 Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 38

In the latest episode of  Solomon's River, we find Dr Scarlett and his nurse on his yacht, Enormous Yacht.  She recounts to him how tragedy befell her entire family when a sudden storm toppled their boat and they were swept away onto a desert island, where she had to eat them to survive.  Just then, a sudden storm comes upon them.

Meanwhile, across town, Agent Blakely is meeting with the mysterious B.  Blakely has a mission for B: to kill Reverend A.T. Isst. The Reverend is later killed by B, using a sniper rifle.  Witnesses spend the afternoon celebrating his death. Afterward, B is having trouble collecting the rest of his money from Blakely.  Blakely gives him the key to Rajiv's Coffee House so he can ransack the place.

Across town at the coffee house, Rajiv's son is cleaning the shop when B enters, using the key.  B asks where the office is.  He is told there is no office, but there are "things" in the basement.  B goes down and discovers a woman claiming to be a princess kidnapped from Bangladesh by Rajiv's son and brought to this country to marry him.  B sets her free after she promises to shower him in jewels.

• What will happen to Dr Scarlett and his nurse? Will she have to eat him to survive?
• Why did Agent Blakely really want the reverend killed?
• What will the "princess" do now that she has been set free?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 37

As we begin this week's episode, we find ourselves at the INTERPOL interrogation room.  Rajiv is being forced to sweep up the room before his questioning by Agent Bryce Pattie.  The agent wants to know why Rajiv called the Taliban 12 times.  Before Rajiv can answer, a female agent comes in to take over the interrogation, much to Rajiv's delight.

Across town at the Retreat, Brother Noname is showing off his smiley face mandala to Brother Chiliwang.  The Brother was hoping the smiley face would attract the spirit of Wolfgang Offenschitz.  Chiliwang suggests they bring in a "real Indian psychic."  They leave on their new quest.

Down in the caves, Magnus is still wandering when he begins to hear voices calling for help and suggesting he go deeper into the caves.

Meanwhile, at Solomon's River General Hospital, Dr. Scarlett is proposing that he and his nurse go down onto his yacht and head for international waters.  Before they can leave, Dr. Maroon comes in looking for help with a patient suffering from blue waffles.  Down in the waiting room, we discover the patient is none other than the teenager who was throwing herself down the library stairs.  For some reason, Dr. Maroon shoots her in the head.

• Will the interrogators be rough with Rajiv?
• Will the Brothers find their  real Indian psychic?
• Will Magnus follow the voices?
• Will Dr. Scarlett and his nurse make it into international waters, and what exactly is "sperm roulette?"
• Why did Dr. Maroon kill that girl?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 36

On the latest episode of Solomon's River, Inspector Blakely is in the mines, waiting to meet Mayor Solomon in order to give him an update.  In walks Magnus Adverson, still looking for a way out of the mines.  Blakely directs him to the exit, and Mayor Solomon arrives.  Blakely reports that there is a "wanted criminal" running for office named Magnus Adverson.  Blakely also implicates Rajiv, reporting he has been having phone conversations with rebels in Afghanistan. Solomon takes Blakely with him, asking him if he's in for a spot of killing, particularly Rev. AT Isst.

At the Retreat, One Brother is talking with Brother Chiliwang about the murder of Wolfgang Offenschitz.  They agree they must cleanse the Retreat of the blood that was spilled. Chiliwang sends out a psychic call for the other Brothers, and Brother Festerfoot arrives.  All three are worried that Brother Dipshit might show up which, after a brief interlude, he does.  Once all the Brothers are assembled, they draw a mandala and try to raise the ghost of Offenschitz in order to speak with him. Instead of the ghost arriving, Wolgang's father, Herr Offenschitz comes in looking for his son, heir to the Offenschitz Eau de Toilette business.  When they are unable to help him, he laves to continue his search.

At Rajiv's Coffee House, Rajiv is on the phone when Reese Critherspoon of INTERPOL comes in to arrest Rajiv for terrorism.  Rajiv is taken away for interrogation.

•   Will Blakely agree to murder Rev AT Isst?
• Will the Brothers manage to raise the ghost of Wolfgang Offenschitz?
• What will happen to Rajiv, and is he too pretty for jail?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 36

In our last episode of Solomon's River, we began with Rajiv in his coffee shop being confronted by Reverend A.T. Istt who is offering Rajiv eternal salvation.  And looking for free food.  Mayor Joe-Bob comes in and reminds the Reverend that he was told to get out of town.  The Reverend's daughter comes in looking for her father and ends up having a whispered conversation with the mayor; she tells him she can't be with someone who treats her father poorly.  They leave together to continue their discussion in private.

In the caves below Solomon's River, a Scottish man is searching for one of the Mason brothers.  Hearing a voice, he is led further into the caves.  There he meets Franny Mason...he has been searching for him for months in order to give him...a five-dollar bill to repay him for buying his auntie a coffee. Before leaving, the mysterious Scotsman tells Franny that his ex-girlfriend is pregnant with twins.

• What does the Reverend's daughter want with Joe-Bob, and what were they both doing in Tunisia?
• Who is the mysterious Scotsman?
• What will Franny do with a pregnant ex-girlfriend?  And five dollars?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!