Episode 39

In this episode we find Rajiv still cleaning the interrogation room when he discovers that he is alone and the door has been left open.  Taking the opportunity, he escapes!

Meanwhile, Dr. Scarlett and his nurse are now marooned on a deserted island after a freak storm at sea.  They split up to find out if the island is inhabited or has any dangerous animals.

Back in Solomon's River, Conrad Lufte, heir to the Lufte breakfast restaurant chain (largest in Germany) and son of the inventor of the Lufte Waffle, is admiring the park and becomes enamored of the town, wanting to discover its mysteries.

At the Coffee House, Rajiv goes to the basement to find some money in the safe.  There he discovers the trapped Princess Lakshmi. She rejected her original rescuer ("He is Caucasian") and begins to come on to Rajiv.  He resists as best he can...she offers to be his secret Bangladeshi princess.  Rajiv tells her to wait in the basement and he will return.  As he leaves, he locks her in once again.

• Will the police catch Rajiv?
• Will Scarlett's nurse find any dangerous animals?
• What does Conrad Lufte want?
• Will Rajiv give in to Lakshmi's advances?

 Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 38

In the latest episode of  Solomon's River, we find Dr Scarlett and his nurse on his yacht, Enormous Yacht.  She recounts to him how tragedy befell her entire family when a sudden storm toppled their boat and they were swept away onto a desert island, where she had to eat them to survive.  Just then, a sudden storm comes upon them.

Meanwhile, across town, Agent Blakely is meeting with the mysterious B.  Blakely has a mission for B: to kill Reverend A.T. Isst. The Reverend is later killed by B, using a sniper rifle.  Witnesses spend the afternoon celebrating his death. Afterward, B is having trouble collecting the rest of his money from Blakely.  Blakely gives him the key to Rajiv's Coffee House so he can ransack the place.

Across town at the coffee house, Rajiv's son is cleaning the shop when B enters, using the key.  B asks where the office is.  He is told there is no office, but there are "things" in the basement.  B goes down and discovers a woman claiming to be a princess kidnapped from Bangladesh by Rajiv's son and brought to this country to marry him.  B sets her free after she promises to shower him in jewels.

• What will happen to Dr Scarlett and his nurse? Will she have to eat him to survive?
• Why did Agent Blakely really want the reverend killed?
• What will the "princess" do now that she has been set free?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 37

As we begin this week's episode, we find ourselves at the INTERPOL interrogation room.  Rajiv is being forced to sweep up the room before his questioning by Agent Bryce Pattie.  The agent wants to know why Rajiv called the Taliban 12 times.  Before Rajiv can answer, a female agent comes in to take over the interrogation, much to Rajiv's delight.

Across town at the Retreat, Brother Noname is showing off his smiley face mandala to Brother Chiliwang.  The Brother was hoping the smiley face would attract the spirit of Wolfgang Offenschitz.  Chiliwang suggests they bring in a "real Indian psychic."  They leave on their new quest.

Down in the caves, Magnus is still wandering when he begins to hear voices calling for help and suggesting he go deeper into the caves.

Meanwhile, at Solomon's River General Hospital, Dr. Scarlett is proposing that he and his nurse go down onto his yacht and head for international waters.  Before they can leave, Dr. Maroon comes in looking for help with a patient suffering from blue waffles.  Down in the waiting room, we discover the patient is none other than the teenager who was throwing herself down the library stairs.  For some reason, Dr. Maroon shoots her in the head.

• Will the interrogators be rough with Rajiv?
• Will the Brothers find their  real Indian psychic?
• Will Magnus follow the voices?
• Will Dr. Scarlett and his nurse make it into international waters, and what exactly is "sperm roulette?"
• Why did Dr. Maroon kill that girl?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 36

On the latest episode of Solomon's River, Inspector Blakely is in the mines, waiting to meet Mayor Solomon in order to give him an update.  In walks Magnus Adverson, still looking for a way out of the mines.  Blakely directs him to the exit, and Mayor Solomon arrives.  Blakely reports that there is a "wanted criminal" running for office named Magnus Adverson.  Blakely also implicates Rajiv, reporting he has been having phone conversations with rebels in Afghanistan. Solomon takes Blakely with him, asking him if he's in for a spot of killing, particularly Rev. AT Isst.

At the Retreat, One Brother is talking with Brother Chiliwang about the murder of Wolfgang Offenschitz.  They agree they must cleanse the Retreat of the blood that was spilled. Chiliwang sends out a psychic call for the other Brothers, and Brother Festerfoot arrives.  All three are worried that Brother Dipshit might show up which, after a brief interlude, he does.  Once all the Brothers are assembled, they draw a mandala and try to raise the ghost of Offenschitz in order to speak with him. Instead of the ghost arriving, Wolgang's father, Herr Offenschitz comes in looking for his son, heir to the Offenschitz Eau de Toilette business.  When they are unable to help him, he laves to continue his search.

At Rajiv's Coffee House, Rajiv is on the phone when Reese Critherspoon of INTERPOL comes in to arrest Rajiv for terrorism.  Rajiv is taken away for interrogation.

•   Will Blakely agree to murder Rev AT Isst?
• Will the Brothers manage to raise the ghost of Wolfgang Offenschitz?
• What will happen to Rajiv, and is he too pretty for jail?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 36

In our last episode of Solomon's River, we began with Rajiv in his coffee shop being confronted by Reverend A.T. Istt who is offering Rajiv eternal salvation.  And looking for free food.  Mayor Joe-Bob comes in and reminds the Reverend that he was told to get out of town.  The Reverend's daughter comes in looking for her father and ends up having a whispered conversation with the mayor; she tells him she can't be with someone who treats her father poorly.  They leave together to continue their discussion in private.

In the caves below Solomon's River, a Scottish man is searching for one of the Mason brothers.  Hearing a voice, he is led further into the caves.  There he meets Franny Mason...he has been searching for him for months in order to give him...a five-dollar bill to repay him for buying his auntie a coffee. Before leaving, the mysterious Scotsman tells Franny that his ex-girlfriend is pregnant with twins.

• What does the Reverend's daughter want with Joe-Bob, and what were they both doing in Tunisia?
• Who is the mysterious Scotsman?
• What will Franny do with a pregnant ex-girlfriend?  And five dollars?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 34

At the Solomon's River Public Library, Rajiv witnesses a young girl flinging herself down the stairs, still trying to take care of her possible pregnancy, but apparently causing a bit of brain damage instead.  Joe-Bob Solomon arrives, checking to see if there's anyone there he hasn't yet punched.  The girl tries, unsuccessfully, to get Joe-Bob to punch her in the stomach.  He is stopped when someone sees him abut to hit her and starts yelling about it, attracting everyone's attention.

At the police department, the desk sergeant is helping Magnus find his money...he tells the sergeant that Mr. Ylung has something to do with it.

Across town at Angelica's house, a young girl arrives looking for her mother, Carla Calivera!  Angelica tells her she is not there...she also finds out that Carla does not know about her, either.  Angelica decides to "adopt" the girl, (olivia) and tells her to follow Angelica's henchman to her "room."  The henchman drags (olivia) from the room!

At Rajiv's Coffee House, Rajiv has returned from the library, and is accosted by Jason Bournagain, who works for Carla.  He is looking for Carla; Angelica shows up and spots the picture of Carla. Jason questions her about Carla; she denies knowing her, but takes Jason's card.  Jason leaves, and Angelica asks for some food and cappuccino for (olivia.)

• Will Joe-Bob's reputation be ruined?
• Will Magnus find his money?
• What will happen to (olivia)?
• Is Jason suspicious of Angelica?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 33

At Angelica’s house, “Oscar” (Carla Calivera) must take a rest; she has been working so hard sweeping the carpet that Angelica gives her a break and lets her fold laundry.  Joe-Bob Solomon comes to the door, punches Angelica, and leaves.

At Rajiv’s Coffee House, Magnus comes in and is served his usual.  Magnus goes to pay, but finds his wallet empty.  Magnus says he’s good for it, but Rajiv has heard otherwise from Mr. Ylung!

Joe-Bob Solomon is snooping around Carla Calivera’s office and finds a will…it’s Magnus Adverson’s!  Joe-Bob thinks it may come in useful.

At Solomon’s River General Hospital, Dr. Scarlett gets amorous with his nurse; he’s about to take it further when Joe-Bob Solomon comes in, looking for his brother, Bob-Joe.  The nurse tells him they saw someone who looked like him in the morgue, but he got up and left.  Just then a woman, Alisse, comes in, accusing Joe-Bob of leaving her and his baby five years ago.  The realization that Joe-Bob is fertile upsets the nurse, who runs out to pee on a stick.

• Will "Oscar" fold the laundry to Angelica's liking?
• Will Tripp develop carpal tunnel syndrome?
• Will Magnus remember what happened to his money?
• What will Joe-Bob do with Magnus' will?
• Will Dr. Scarlett and his nurse ever get a moment to themselves?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!