In this mini-episode, we find Chet & Vanessa having an elicit love affair at work (Victoria’s Secret.) Vanessa has locked her drunkard manager, Miss Peebles, in a closet to keep her out of the way. Miss Peebles manages to get out, so Vanessa sends Chet to hide in the dressing room. At the front desk, Miss Peebles meets an investigator who is checking out for someone what his wife has been up to. Miss Peebles starts hitting on the investigator and tries to take him into the closet.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Episode 31
As this week's episode opens, we find Tripp talking with his mother, Angelica, explaining how he is now using the newly amnesiac Carla/Oscar to clean the porch and wash his car. Angelica seems intrigued by the thought that Carla/Oscar will do whatever you tell her to, as long as you call her Oscar Steppenwolf ("Like your Padre," observes Angelica.)
Meanwhile, across town at the Solomon's River General Hospital, Dr. Scarlett and his nurse discuss Mr. Ylung's progress after the operation. The nurse points out something interesting on Mr. Ylung; someone has stitched a message on his scar! Just then, Joe-Bob Solomon arrives and punches the nurse!
Later at Rajiv's, Magnus Adverson comes in and orders some rhubarb pie. Magnus asks if Rajiv has seen his granddaughters, then leaves the coffee house.
At the mayor's house, there is a knock at the door...it is Herr Offenschitz, Wolfgang's father! Herr Offenschitz is looking for his son and wants to know if Joe-Bob, his neighbor, knows where he is. Herr Offenschitz needs to find his son and give him some important news! Suzanne, the ghost child from Joe-Bob Solomon's past, reappears after being away for so long...she wants Joe-Bob to find out what the important news is. Herr Offenschitz knows the last place his son was seen was at the Retreat (even though Germans don't know that word;) he tells the mayor that he will be moving in next door until his son is found. As they say goodbye, Joe-Bob punches Herr Offenschitz in the face!
Meanwhile, across town at the Solomon's River General Hospital, Dr. Scarlett and his nurse discuss Mr. Ylung's progress after the operation. The nurse points out something interesting on Mr. Ylung; someone has stitched a message on his scar! Just then, Joe-Bob Solomon arrives and punches the nurse!
Later at Rajiv's, Magnus Adverson comes in and orders some rhubarb pie. Magnus asks if Rajiv has seen his granddaughters, then leaves the coffee house.
At the mayor's house, there is a knock at the door...it is Herr Offenschitz, Wolfgang's father! Herr Offenschitz is looking for his son and wants to know if Joe-Bob, his neighbor, knows where he is. Herr Offenschitz needs to find his son and give him some important news! Suzanne, the ghost child from Joe-Bob Solomon's past, reappears after being away for so long...she wants Joe-Bob to find out what the important news is. Herr Offenschitz knows the last place his son was seen was at the Retreat (even though Germans don't know that word;) he tells the mayor that he will be moving in next door until his son is found. As they say goodbye, Joe-Bob punches Herr Offenschitz in the face!
- Will Angelica find a use for Carla/Oscar?
- Did Mr. Ylung survive the removal of his tumor without complications?
- Will Magnus enjoy his rhubarb pie?
- What is the important news Herr Offenschitz has for his son?
- Will Herr Offenschitz be upset when he discovers his son has been brutally murdered at the Retreat?
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Episode 30
At Rajiv's Coffee House 2.0, Mr. Ylung comes in and confronts Rajiv with the evidence that someone with an Indian accent, wearing a Magnus Adverson suit, went into the bank and withdrew all of Adverson's money. Ylung demands to know where the money is; Rajiv defends himself, saying he has many cousins. Coincidentally, one enters and tells Rajiv to check out his bling. Ylung tells Rajiv that the person who took the money was exceedingly tall; he also warns Rajiv that he can get the coffee house from him if he doesn't get the money back. After disparaging Magnus and his grand-daughters, Ylung leaves.
Meanwhile, Carla Calivera awakens, tied up in Tripp's basement. Using vague references, Tripp tells Carla that she needs to rehire the person who used to work for her but doesn't work for her anymore. Carla remembers getting punched in the face and waking up here. She demands to be untied, then discovers she no longer remembers her name. Tripp "helps" by telling her her name is Oscar Steppenwolf. He also tells her she works at the county dump keeping rats off the food. Angelica comes home and calls down to the basement...Tripp warns her not to come down because he's involved in something...personal. He asks Carla/Oscar if he can let her go without worrying about her. He lets her go, but warns her that he likes to kill things, so he's going to follow her for a while to see what she does.
Across town at Solomon's River General Hospital, Dr. Scarlett is consulting with a patient, Mr. Ylung. Scarlett informs his patient that the x-ray of the giant tumor he has been examining is Ylung's. Scarlett tells him that he could operate, but the tumor is sitting on a large nerve, and operating could cause paralysis. Ylung wants to operate right away! Joe-Bob Solomon arrives, punches Dr Scarlett, and leaves.
Later we see Bob-Joe Solomon pacing, worrying about his brother looking for him, concerned he will end up with a bullet in his face. Just then, he gets a bullet in the face!
Meanwhile, Carla Calivera awakens, tied up in Tripp's basement. Using vague references, Tripp tells Carla that she needs to rehire the person who used to work for her but doesn't work for her anymore. Carla remembers getting punched in the face and waking up here. She demands to be untied, then discovers she no longer remembers her name. Tripp "helps" by telling her her name is Oscar Steppenwolf. He also tells her she works at the county dump keeping rats off the food. Angelica comes home and calls down to the basement...Tripp warns her not to come down because he's involved in something...personal. He asks Carla/Oscar if he can let her go without worrying about her. He lets her go, but warns her that he likes to kill things, so he's going to follow her for a while to see what she does.
Across town at Solomon's River General Hospital, Dr. Scarlett is consulting with a patient, Mr. Ylung. Scarlett informs his patient that the x-ray of the giant tumor he has been examining is Ylung's. Scarlett tells him that he could operate, but the tumor is sitting on a large nerve, and operating could cause paralysis. Ylung wants to operate right away! Joe-Bob Solomon arrives, punches Dr Scarlett, and leaves.
Later we see Bob-Joe Solomon pacing, worrying about his brother looking for him, concerned he will end up with a bullet in his face. Just then, he gets a bullet in the face!
- Will Rajiv find the money?
- Will Carla/Oscar go back to work at the Solomon's River Municipal Dump?
- Will Mr. Ylung survive having his tumor removed?
- Why did Joe-Bob punch Dr. Scarlett?
- Who shot BJ?
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Episode 29
In this week's episode of Solomon's River, we find Mr. Ylung talking with Magnus Adverson, concerned that Magnus has taken all his money out of Spelunker's Federal Credit Union...Ylung wants to know where the money is!
Meanwhile, at Calivera Enterprises, Carla is on the phone with Jason, a newly hired thug, wanting to know why the poison didn't work on the mayor! She wishes Angelica hadn't quit; She vows to try again. Jason enters and is confronted by Carla. They argue for a while over methodology until deciding upon a bullet in the face. Or a knife jab in the kidney. They hatch a plan to get Joe-Bob alone.
Across town, Angelica is talking with her son, Tripp, explaining why she no longer works for Carla Calivera; she is afraid Carla though Angelica had quit when Angelica was gone so long looking for her in the caves. Tripp offers her a job in the bar, but Angelica is heartbroken about losing her job with Carla. Tripp tells Angelica about how he enjoyed killing Wolfgang Offenschitz. Angelica is distraught...it is the family curse! Killing runs in his blood!
Later, at Solomon's River General Hospital, Dr. Scarlett is talking with his nurses, trying to find out what happened to Joe-Bob. They explain that he just got up, stretched, and left the morgue. The nurse thinks they should "get the stiff back." Scarlett agrees and sends them after him.
At the Rajiv residence, Mrs. Rajiv answers a knock on the door, finding Jerry Koff on her doorstep. He asks to speak with her, telling her how he can't stop thinking of her since last he saw her. He wants her to volunteer on his campaign so he can be near her. Rajiv calls to her from the bedroom, wanting her to rejoin him. Joe-Bob Solomon arrives, having been told be Jerr Koff's assistant that he was there. The mayor then does something to Koff that I can neither remember nor discern from the recording, so some help would be appreciated here.
The nurses are asking around town about the mayor; they talk with Carla, who is curious about why they are looking for him...Carla recognizes the nurses, and they recognize her. Carla senses they have a problem, and offer to give them a solution; she tells them to meet her at her office tomorrow. Once the nurses leave, Mayor Solomon arrives and punches Carla!
Meanwhile, at Calivera Enterprises, Carla is on the phone with Jason, a newly hired thug, wanting to know why the poison didn't work on the mayor! She wishes Angelica hadn't quit; She vows to try again. Jason enters and is confronted by Carla. They argue for a while over methodology until deciding upon a bullet in the face. Or a knife jab in the kidney. They hatch a plan to get Joe-Bob alone.
Across town, Angelica is talking with her son, Tripp, explaining why she no longer works for Carla Calivera; she is afraid Carla though Angelica had quit when Angelica was gone so long looking for her in the caves. Tripp offers her a job in the bar, but Angelica is heartbroken about losing her job with Carla. Tripp tells Angelica about how he enjoyed killing Wolfgang Offenschitz. Angelica is distraught...it is the family curse! Killing runs in his blood!
Later, at Solomon's River General Hospital, Dr. Scarlett is talking with his nurses, trying to find out what happened to Joe-Bob. They explain that he just got up, stretched, and left the morgue. The nurse thinks they should "get the stiff back." Scarlett agrees and sends them after him.
At the Rajiv residence, Mrs. Rajiv answers a knock on the door, finding Jerry Koff on her doorstep. He asks to speak with her, telling her how he can't stop thinking of her since last he saw her. He wants her to volunteer on his campaign so he can be near her. Rajiv calls to her from the bedroom, wanting her to rejoin him. Joe-Bob Solomon arrives, having been told be Jerr Koff's assistant that he was there. The mayor then does something to Koff that I can neither remember nor discern from the recording, so some help would be appreciated here.
The nurses are asking around town about the mayor; they talk with Carla, who is curious about why they are looking for him...Carla recognizes the nurses, and they recognize her. Carla senses they have a problem, and offer to give them a solution; she tells them to meet her at her office tomorrow. Once the nurses leave, Mayor Solomon arrives and punches Carla!
- Will Mr. Ylung find out what Magnus has done with the money? Does Magnus even remember?
- Will Carla and Jason agree on a method with which to kill the mayor?
- Is Tripp cursed?
- Will the nurses find the mayor's body?
- Will Mrs. Rajiv run off with Jerry Koff?
- What solution does Carla have to offer? Will she regain consciousness by the time the nurses return tomorrow?
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Episode 28
This week we find that Rajiv has finally retaken possession of the coffee house. As he removes the dance club decorations, he discovers a young girl regaining consciousness on the floor. She remembers a party, and is bummed when Rajiv tells her it is no longer a dance club. As she drinks old coffee a new customer enters, asking for a fancy coffee drink. Magnus Adverson then comes in, wanting a slice of rhubarb pie. Rajiv dusts off a piece and serves it, despite the fact it is now black. The young lady who woke up on the floor reenters and finds Magnus' cologne familiar. She tells Rajiv that her mom sent her back because she "lost her virginity" there, although the girl has no idea what that means (she's 13!) She remembers having a weird drink and then passing out. A stranger approaches her, claiming to be "Mr. Gnuly," a lawyer, asking if she needs help suing someone. The girl's friend comes in asking if Rajiv is hiring. After resisting as best he can, he finally ends up hiring her. As Rajiv is busy hiring this young lady, a man and woman come in and the man flops in a chair, perhaps having a heart attack. Rajiv advises she take him to the hospital.
Later, in a middle school study group, the two young girls we met at Rajiv's are discussing jobs and virginity. The girl from the dance party finally understands what it means to "lose your virginity," and is concerned as to how to tell whether you've had sex or not. Her friend seems to think you have to wait until you have a baby to know for sure. They decide the best way to get rid of the baby is to fall down the stairs, so they go to the library, where there are lots of stairs.
At the library, the girls get "shooshed" as they make plans to fall down the stairs. They figure they'll try it on the indoor stairs because there aren't as many, and they're carpeted. After they "shoosh" the "shoosher" for turning pages too loudly, the Head Librarian comes over to them to ask them to leave because of multiple complaints. Brad Shershot, quarterback, arrives and asks the girls if they'd like to hang out with him and the librarian and have mandatory premarital sex. The girls decide that the one will start a rep, and the other will be the girls who doesn't "do it." They all leave the library together.
Meanwhile, in the Solomon's River General Hospital morgue, Joe-Bob Solomon wakes up, wondering what he's doing in a morgue. Dr. Scarlet's nurse arrives and screams...Joe-Bob tells her he needs to find his brother NOW!
Later, in a middle school study group, the two young girls we met at Rajiv's are discussing jobs and virginity. The girl from the dance party finally understands what it means to "lose your virginity," and is concerned as to how to tell whether you've had sex or not. Her friend seems to think you have to wait until you have a baby to know for sure. They decide the best way to get rid of the baby is to fall down the stairs, so they go to the library, where there are lots of stairs.
At the library, the girls get "shooshed" as they make plans to fall down the stairs. They figure they'll try it on the indoor stairs because there aren't as many, and they're carpeted. After they "shoosh" the "shoosher" for turning pages too loudly, the Head Librarian comes over to them to ask them to leave because of multiple complaints. Brad Shershot, quarterback, arrives and asks the girls if they'd like to hang out with him and the librarian and have mandatory premarital sex. The girls decide that the one will start a rep, and the other will be the girls who doesn't "do it." They all leave the library together.
Meanwhile, in the Solomon's River General Hospital morgue, Joe-Bob Solomon wakes up, wondering what he's doing in a morgue. Dr. Scarlet's nurse arrives and screams...Joe-Bob tells her he needs to find his brother NOW!
- Will Rajiv be able to get the coffee house back into shape?
- Will the young lady find her virginity?
- Will she and her friend find a suitable set of stairs?
- What is Brad Shershot quarterback of?
- What does Joe-Bob Solomon want with his brother?
Monday, January 9, 2012
Episode 27
In this episode of Solomon's River, Cilantro returns from her "vacation" and meets her grandfather, Magnus and her sister, Samantha. Samantha asks Cilantro if she's seen Mr. Ylung during her absence; Cilantro tells her she hasn't, none too convincingly. Samantha calls Ylung's office; she discovers the line has been disconnected. The mysterious Janice "Grey" comes in, claiming to be from the EPA, asking about the noxious gasses being released from Calivera Enterprises.
Meanwhile, at Solomon's River General Hospital, Dr. Scarlett has Bob-Joe Solomon under hypnosis to try and discover what happened when they were at each others throats. Bob-Joe was choking Scarlett, and the doctor had pumped Bob-Joe full of horse tranquilizers. Both collapsed; Bob-Joe woke up first, then Scarlett, who opened a safe or cabinet, pulled out a box and removes from it a clown suit, big red nose and a wig, which he proceeded to put on Bob-Joe. Then Dr. Scarlett's nurse arrived and handed Bob-Joe a gun, supposedly telling him to kill Jerry Koff.
Across town at Solomon's River United Catholic Church of God Our Heavenly Father in Christ, Tripp is in confessional, admitting that he killed someone, and seemed to enjoy it. As Tripp is exploring non-murderous life options, Janice "Scarlet" busts in, declaring herself to be from the IAC, Internal Affairs of the Church. She overheard Tripp's confession and has it taped.
In a miscellaneous character's home, we find Patsy, who has just returned from a trip unpacking a suitcase. She discovers it is not her case; it belongs to someone named Cilantro. It is filled with men's sexy underwear and is labeled..."Mr. Ylung!"
Meanwhile, at Solomon's River General Hospital, Dr. Scarlett has Bob-Joe Solomon under hypnosis to try and discover what happened when they were at each others throats. Bob-Joe was choking Scarlett, and the doctor had pumped Bob-Joe full of horse tranquilizers. Both collapsed; Bob-Joe woke up first, then Scarlett, who opened a safe or cabinet, pulled out a box and removes from it a clown suit, big red nose and a wig, which he proceeded to put on Bob-Joe. Then Dr. Scarlett's nurse arrived and handed Bob-Joe a gun, supposedly telling him to kill Jerry Koff.
Across town at Solomon's River United Catholic Church of God Our Heavenly Father in Christ, Tripp is in confessional, admitting that he killed someone, and seemed to enjoy it. As Tripp is exploring non-murderous life options, Janice "Scarlet" busts in, declaring herself to be from the IAC, Internal Affairs of the Church. She overheard Tripp's confession and has it taped.
In a miscellaneous character's home, we find Patsy, who has just returned from a trip unpacking a suitcase. She discovers it is not her case; it belongs to someone named Cilantro. It is filled with men's sexy underwear and is labeled..."Mr. Ylung!"
- Has Cilantro seen Mr. Ylung, and if so, why would she be lying about it?
- Why in God's name would a nurse want Jerr Koff dead?
- What was Tripp going to tell the priest before they were so rudely interrupted?
- What is Mr. Ylung's sexy underwear doing in Cilantro's suitcase, and why does he label it "Mr. Ylung?"
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Episode 26
In our latest episode we find Rajiv pleading with his wife to forgive him for losing his job at the Dead Parrot bar; his wife promptly tells him it's all his fault for keeping the bar too clean. Moments later Rajiv's cousin Habib arrives, explaining he took the Magnus suit, went to the bank, took out money and bought back the coffee house! Rajiv tries to leave to get rid of the dancers in his coffee house, but is stopped when Jerr Koff comes by to ask for their vote. Rajiv, who is not registered, refuses to let Koff talk to his wife; Jerr Koff leaves.
Meanwhile, in the mines, Angelica is looking for her boss, Carla Calivera, who was last seen lost, along with Magnus. Angelica is surprised by Frannie Mason who tells her that Carla is not down there, but Angelica insists that she was last seen in the mines. Magnus shows up, but is unable to tell Angelica where her boss is; they got separated. Angelica proceeds to beat her head against a stalagmite. Angelica tells Frannie to take Magnus up to the surface while she continues to search for Carla.
At Solomon's River General Hospital, Dr. Scarlett is surprised by Bob-Joe Solomon; neither can remember what happened last time they met...they both passed out at some point when Bob-Joe tried to kill Dr. Scarlett. Bob-Joe apparently woke up in the middle of town wearing a clown suit and had a gun in his hand. The gun had three shots fired; Bob-Joe remembers nothing. He hopes Scarlett can give him answers. Bob-Joe Solomon assures Scarlett that he is not there to harm him; he simply wants his help in sorting out what happened. Scarlett's nurse arrives with the books on hypnosis he had ordered. Scarlett promptly hypnotizes Bob-Joe and puts him to sleep.
Meanwhile, in the mines, Angelica is looking for her boss, Carla Calivera, who was last seen lost, along with Magnus. Angelica is surprised by Frannie Mason who tells her that Carla is not down there, but Angelica insists that she was last seen in the mines. Magnus shows up, but is unable to tell Angelica where her boss is; they got separated. Angelica proceeds to beat her head against a stalagmite. Angelica tells Frannie to take Magnus up to the surface while she continues to search for Carla.
At Solomon's River General Hospital, Dr. Scarlett is surprised by Bob-Joe Solomon; neither can remember what happened last time they met...they both passed out at some point when Bob-Joe tried to kill Dr. Scarlett. Bob-Joe apparently woke up in the middle of town wearing a clown suit and had a gun in his hand. The gun had three shots fired; Bob-Joe remembers nothing. He hopes Scarlett can give him answers. Bob-Joe Solomon assures Scarlett that he is not there to harm him; he simply wants his help in sorting out what happened. Scarlett's nurse arrives with the books on hypnosis he had ordered. Scarlett promptly hypnotizes Bob-Joe and puts him to sleep.
- Will Rajiv be able to clear the riff-raff out of his newly-reacquired coffee house?
- Will Jerr Koff actually get anyone to vote for him?
- Will Angelica find Carla in the mines?
- What happened after Bob-Joe tried to strangle Dr. Scarlett?
- Will Bob-Joe Solomon get a good night's sleep?
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