Episode 36

On the latest episode of Solomon's River, Inspector Blakely is in the mines, waiting to meet Mayor Solomon in order to give him an update.  In walks Magnus Adverson, still looking for a way out of the mines.  Blakely directs him to the exit, and Mayor Solomon arrives.  Blakely reports that there is a "wanted criminal" running for office named Magnus Adverson.  Blakely also implicates Rajiv, reporting he has been having phone conversations with rebels in Afghanistan. Solomon takes Blakely with him, asking him if he's in for a spot of killing, particularly Rev. AT Isst.

At the Retreat, One Brother is talking with Brother Chiliwang about the murder of Wolfgang Offenschitz.  They agree they must cleanse the Retreat of the blood that was spilled. Chiliwang sends out a psychic call for the other Brothers, and Brother Festerfoot arrives.  All three are worried that Brother Dipshit might show up which, after a brief interlude, he does.  Once all the Brothers are assembled, they draw a mandala and try to raise the ghost of Offenschitz in order to speak with him. Instead of the ghost arriving, Wolgang's father, Herr Offenschitz comes in looking for his son, heir to the Offenschitz Eau de Toilette business.  When they are unable to help him, he laves to continue his search.

At Rajiv's Coffee House, Rajiv is on the phone when Reese Critherspoon of INTERPOL comes in to arrest Rajiv for terrorism.  Rajiv is taken away for interrogation.

•   Will Blakely agree to murder Rev AT Isst?
• Will the Brothers manage to raise the ghost of Wolfgang Offenschitz?
• What will happen to Rajiv, and is he too pretty for jail?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 36

In our last episode of Solomon's River, we began with Rajiv in his coffee shop being confronted by Reverend A.T. Istt who is offering Rajiv eternal salvation.  And looking for free food.  Mayor Joe-Bob comes in and reminds the Reverend that he was told to get out of town.  The Reverend's daughter comes in looking for her father and ends up having a whispered conversation with the mayor; she tells him she can't be with someone who treats her father poorly.  They leave together to continue their discussion in private.

In the caves below Solomon's River, a Scottish man is searching for one of the Mason brothers.  Hearing a voice, he is led further into the caves.  There he meets Franny Mason...he has been searching for him for months in order to give him...a five-dollar bill to repay him for buying his auntie a coffee. Before leaving, the mysterious Scotsman tells Franny that his ex-girlfriend is pregnant with twins.

• What does the Reverend's daughter want with Joe-Bob, and what were they both doing in Tunisia?
• Who is the mysterious Scotsman?
• What will Franny do with a pregnant ex-girlfriend?  And five dollars?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 34

At the Solomon's River Public Library, Rajiv witnesses a young girl flinging herself down the stairs, still trying to take care of her possible pregnancy, but apparently causing a bit of brain damage instead.  Joe-Bob Solomon arrives, checking to see if there's anyone there he hasn't yet punched.  The girl tries, unsuccessfully, to get Joe-Bob to punch her in the stomach.  He is stopped when someone sees him abut to hit her and starts yelling about it, attracting everyone's attention.

At the police department, the desk sergeant is helping Magnus find his money...he tells the sergeant that Mr. Ylung has something to do with it.

Across town at Angelica's house, a young girl arrives looking for her mother, Carla Calivera!  Angelica tells her she is not there...she also finds out that Carla does not know about her, either.  Angelica decides to "adopt" the girl, (olivia) and tells her to follow Angelica's henchman to her "room."  The henchman drags (olivia) from the room!

At Rajiv's Coffee House, Rajiv has returned from the library, and is accosted by Jason Bournagain, who works for Carla.  He is looking for Carla; Angelica shows up and spots the picture of Carla. Jason questions her about Carla; she denies knowing her, but takes Jason's card.  Jason leaves, and Angelica asks for some food and cappuccino for (olivia.)

• Will Joe-Bob's reputation be ruined?
• Will Magnus find his money?
• What will happen to (olivia)?
• Is Jason suspicious of Angelica?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 33

At Angelica’s house, “Oscar” (Carla Calivera) must take a rest; she has been working so hard sweeping the carpet that Angelica gives her a break and lets her fold laundry.  Joe-Bob Solomon comes to the door, punches Angelica, and leaves.

At Rajiv’s Coffee House, Magnus comes in and is served his usual.  Magnus goes to pay, but finds his wallet empty.  Magnus says he’s good for it, but Rajiv has heard otherwise from Mr. Ylung!

Joe-Bob Solomon is snooping around Carla Calivera’s office and finds a will…it’s Magnus Adverson’s!  Joe-Bob thinks it may come in useful.

At Solomon’s River General Hospital, Dr. Scarlett gets amorous with his nurse; he’s about to take it further when Joe-Bob Solomon comes in, looking for his brother, Bob-Joe.  The nurse tells him they saw someone who looked like him in the morgue, but he got up and left.  Just then a woman, Alisse, comes in, accusing Joe-Bob of leaving her and his baby five years ago.  The realization that Joe-Bob is fertile upsets the nurse, who runs out to pee on a stick.

• Will "Oscar" fold the laundry to Angelica's liking?
• Will Tripp develop carpal tunnel syndrome?
• Will Magnus remember what happened to his money?
• What will Joe-Bob do with Magnus' will?
• Will Dr. Scarlett and his nurse ever get a moment to themselves?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 32

In this mini-episode, we find Chet & Vanessa having an elicit love affair at work (Victoria’s Secret.)  Vanessa has locked her drunkard manager, Miss Peebles, in a closet to keep her out of the way.  Miss Peebles manages to get out, so Vanessa sends Chet to hide in the dressing room.  At the front desk, Miss Peebles meets an investigator who is checking out for someone what his wife has been up to. Miss Peebles starts hitting on the investigator and tries to take him into the closet.

Episode 31

As this week's episode opens, we find Tripp talking with his mother, Angelica, explaining how he is now using the newly amnesiac Carla/Oscar to clean the porch and wash his car.  Angelica seems intrigued by the thought that Carla/Oscar will do whatever you tell her to, as long as you call her Oscar Steppenwolf ("Like your Padre," observes Angelica.) 

Meanwhile, across town at the Solomon's River General Hospital, Dr. Scarlett and his nurse discuss Mr. Ylung's progress after the operation.  The nurse points out something interesting on Mr. Ylung; someone has stitched a message on his scar!  Just then, Joe-Bob Solomon arrives and punches the nurse!

Later at Rajiv's, Magnus Adverson comes in and orders some rhubarb pie.  Magnus asks if Rajiv has seen his granddaughters, then leaves the coffee house.

At the mayor's house, there is a knock at the door...it is Herr Offenschitz, Wolfgang's father!  Herr Offenschitz is looking for his son and wants to know if Joe-Bob, his neighbor, knows where he is.  Herr Offenschitz needs to find his son and give him some important news!  Suzanne, the ghost child from Joe-Bob Solomon's past, reappears after being away for so long...she wants Joe-Bob to find out what the important news is.  Herr Offenschitz knows the last place his son was seen was at the Retreat (even though Germans don't know that word;) he tells the mayor that he will be moving in next door until his son is found.  As they say goodbye, Joe-Bob punches Herr Offenschitz in the face!

• Will Angelica find a use for Carla/Oscar?
• Did Mr. Ylung survive the removal of his tumor without complications?
• Will Magnus enjoy his rhubarb pie?
• What is the important news Herr Offenschitz has for his son?
• Will Herr Offenschitz be upset when he discovers his son has been brutally murdered at the Retreat?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Episode 30

At Rajiv's Coffee House 2.0, Mr. Ylung comes in and confronts Rajiv with the evidence that someone with an Indian accent, wearing a Magnus Adverson suit, went into the bank and withdrew all of Adverson's money. Ylung demands to know where the money is; Rajiv defends himself, saying he has many cousins.  Coincidentally, one enters and tells Rajiv to check out his bling.  Ylung tells Rajiv that the person who took the money was exceedingly tall; he also warns Rajiv that he can get the coffee house from him if he doesn't get the money back.  After disparaging Magnus and his grand-daughters, Ylung leaves.

Meanwhile, Carla Calivera awakens, tied up in Tripp's basement.  Using vague references, Tripp tells Carla that she needs to rehire the person who used to work for her but doesn't work for her anymore.  Carla remembers getting punched in the face and waking up here.  She demands to be untied, then discovers she no longer remembers her name.  Tripp "helps" by telling her her name is Oscar Steppenwolf.  He also tells her she works at the county dump keeping rats off the food.  Angelica comes home and calls down to the basement...Tripp warns her not to come down because he's involved in something...personal.  He asks Carla/Oscar if he can let her go without worrying about her. He lets her go, but warns her that he likes to kill things, so he's going to follow her for a while to see what she does.

Across town at Solomon's River General Hospital, Dr. Scarlett is consulting with a patient, Mr. Ylung.  Scarlett informs his patient that the x-ray of the giant tumor he has been examining is Ylung's.  Scarlett tells him that he could operate, but the tumor is sitting on a large nerve, and operating could cause paralysis.  Ylung wants to operate right away!  Joe-Bob Solomon arrives, punches Dr Scarlett, and leaves.

Later we see Bob-Joe Solomon pacing, worrying about his brother looking for him, concerned he will end up with a bullet in his face.  Just then, he gets a bullet in the face!

•  Will Rajiv find the money?
• Will Carla/Oscar go back to work at the Solomon's River Municipal Dump?
• Will Mr. Ylung survive having his tumor removed?
• Why did Joe-Bob punch Dr. Scarlett?
• Who shot BJ?

 Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!