Burglary Coach gives Bob the Student Burglar his final instructions to "get" Grandma Poppy that very night. Strip her naked, douse her with virgin olive oil, rub her all over, and stab her with a sacred dagger under the full moon.
Grandma Poppy is addressing her remaining woman, Sue, who is not prime revolutionary material. Grandma Poppy wants Sue to help her stop Lurleen, who learned the Secret of the Hospital and is reveling in her powers...somewhere, but before they get very far, Bob arrives. Grandma Poppy demands Sue kill the man with fire, but Sue has trouble keeping a match lit. Bob tries to trick Grandma Poppy into becoming a nude model, but only Sue falls for "The Man's narrative". Fed up with Grandma Poppy's unwillingness to let her be a model, Sue leaves. Bob tries to lube Grandma Poppy up with schnapps while Grandma Poppy searches for her gun...
Meanwhile, in Solomon's River General Hospital, Nurse, programmed by megalomaniacal hologram H.A.L., still looks to kill Dr. Scarlett.
The two British secret agents are miffed over Magnus Aversson's ability to slip out of their surveillance net. They are still flummoxed over how to get the tracking microchip on, or in, him. They decide to get at Magnus another way: kidnap someone he loves. The agents decide to kidnap... Andy Griffith. But he's dead. They decide instead to get a Matlock impersonator.
A pair of Mormon missionaries, Josiah and Jedediah, are fed up with the residents of Solomon's River and Josiah is losing his faith. Jedediah promises the next house looks so normal, the people inside must be terrific! An old man answers the door and gets his wife to speak to them. The woman, Mrs. Jack Kevorkian, actually invites them in. The Mormons hear the distant voice of a man calling for help. Mrs. Kevorkian tries to talk the Mormons into suicidal depression.
- What will Rojav and Rajiv do now that Princess Lakshmi is trapped in a hole?
- Will Grandma Poppy get oiled up by Bob, or will Bob get "greased" by Grandma Poppy?
- What's H.A.L. up to?
- Will the Matlock impersonator be enough to trick Magnus into revealing his secrets to British Intelligence?
- Will Josiah and Jedediah's magical underwear save them from the Kevorkians?
