A very upset Mrs. Rajiv calls the
hospital to speak with Dr. Scarlett about the paternity test results.
She is livid that the results show that her child, who is to be named
“Patel Patel Patel,” is apparently the spawn of Dr. Scarlett
himself! Before the doctor has the chance to explain how babies are
made, Mrs. Rajiv points out the very important fact that she and the
doctor have never been intimate with one another. To add insult to
injury, the receptionist has been listening in on their conversation
and is ready to spread the word to EVERYBODY!
Meanwhile, across town in the Strange
Temple, acolytes are dancing in honor of High
Priestess Evaleene.
After a short episode of concern regarding both their inability to
dance and sing in time with each other and the filthy state of the
floor, High Priestess Evaleene appears and they plead with her to
tell them how long before the End of the World. Evaleene reveals that
it will be in four days! The acolytes leave to spread the word.
Later,
in Magnus Adverson's mansion, Tripp is severely concerned about his
mother Angelica's desire to take all of Magnus' underwear. She has
big plans to sell them to Japanese men, who she thinks will pay a big
fortune for them on eBay. Rajiv stumbles in and discovers them
rifling through Magnus' drawers. Tripp tells him they are the new
butler and maid, and Rajiv promptly orders a BLT. To further
complicate matters, Mrs. Rajiv shows up, demanding to know why Rajiv
is there. Tripp and Angelica tiptoe away as Mrs. Rajiv verbally
assaults her husband. As they banter back and forth about the
children, the doorbell rings and Princess Lakshmi appears, complete
with her two broken arms. Rajiv hopes for another girl fight. Lakshmi
informs Rajiv that she has heard the scuttlebutt about the paternity
test results as Mrs. Rajiv denies knowing Dr. Scarlett. The argument
continues, this time focusing on everyone's knowledge of biology. It
ends with the Princess storming out and everyone proclaiming that
they are going to get a lawyer.
- Are the paternity test results correct? Is Dr. Scarlett the father of Mrs. Rajiv's baby?
- Will the world really end in four days?
- Are Japanese men willing to pay a big fortune for Magnus' underwear?
- Are there enough lawyers in Solomon's River for everyone?
- Will Mrs. Rajiv name her baby “Patel Patel Patel?”
Find out the answer to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!
