Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Episode 41

We find Agent Blakely simmering in his own juices and calling for help after being mis-imprisoned by an overly helpful Irish janitor.  Blakely's boss questions the janitor and is directed to Blakely's cell.  Blakely is definitely not on the short list for Agent of the Month, and his boss actually leaves him in the cell to think about his commitment to the job.

Rajiv visits Lachme in the coffee shop basement.  Lakshmi finds out the attraction is mutual, from a Rajiv who is "sure" his wife is dead.  Lakshmi's trust in him makes Rajiv feel guilty.  She promises him jewels and princedom.  She also promises that she will get out "one way or another."  Rajiv manages to keep her locked in when he hears patrons upstairs.

Magnus enters Rajiv's with Bill, and reaffirms that the trap door is in the corner.  Bill continues to insist he is Rajiv's son.  Rajiv reveals that although he was "with" Bill's mother, he was impotent that night, and fatherhood was impossible.  (Lakshmi is distantly worried about Rajiv's possible impotence.)  Rajiv closes the shop at 4:00 sharp and kicks out Magnus and Bill.

Dr. Scarlett and his nurse are in the deserted island's Hatch.  The nurse reports she has found a coconut phone, a bamboo car, and a boat with a hole in it.  Dr. Scarlett and the nurse discover a bed, a record player with 70s porn music, a disco light and a fog machine.  They're about to use all of them, when the nurse is struck in the neck with a dart and collapses.  Dr. Scarlett is also struck and collapses on his nurse's hip, possibly leaving a bruise.

  • Will Agent Blakely ever be invited to the office Christmas party again, or will he moulder in that cell forever?
  • Will Lakshmi get out of Rajiv's Coffee House basement?
  • Will Rajiv convince the pestersome Bill that conception had been inconceivable?
  • What, exactly, happened in Poughkeepsie?
  • If the island has been abandoned since the 70s, who has tranquilized Dr. Scarlett and his nurse?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Episode 40

At Rajiv's Coffee House, Lakshmi is still trapped in the basement as Conrad Lufte comes in, introduces himself and tells Rajiv he is there to discover the town's mysteries.  A couple of American girls come in, recognize Conrad and have him autograph their boobs.  Conrad is asking for directions to the tourism board as a woman from the tourism board enters.  Rajiv takes the opportunity to go down into the basement to check on the princess.  Conrad tried to explain how he is being called to the town...he is getting phone calls from someone in the town telling him to seek his destiny.  As Rajiv comes back up B enters, looking for "Bill," Rajiv's supposed son.  Rajiv recognizes the description as someone who's been "dogging (his) heels ever since Poughkeepsie.  Magnus enters, but is driven out with B as Rajiv fears they may find the trapdoor.

Meanwhile, on a deserted island, Scarlett is given some bottled water by his nurse.  She found it next to the peanut butter in the pantry which is located next to the kitchen, just off the living room by the control room in the hatch.

At INTERPOL, Agent Blakely comes in to find Rajiv missing. A helpful Irishman who has been mopping the floors and leaving doors open fears that Blakely may be an escaped prisoner, and therefore locks him in an empty cell.
  • Will Conrad discover the secrets of Solomon's River?
  • Who is the mysterious "Bill," and why is he dogging people's heels?
  • What could be in the Hatch on the deserted island?
  • Is there jelly for the peanut butter?
  • What will Agent Blakely do now that he is trapped in jail?
Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Episode 39

In this episode we find Rajiv still cleaning the interrogation room when he discovers that he is alone and the door has been left open.  Taking the opportunity, he escapes!

Meanwhile, Dr. Scarlett and his nurse are now marooned on a deserted island after a freak storm at sea.  They split up to find out if the island is inhabited or has any dangerous animals.

Back in Solomon's River, Conrad Lufte, heir to the Lufte breakfast restaurant chain (largest in Germany) and son of the inventor of the Lufte Waffle, is admiring the park and becomes enamored of the town, wanting to discover its mysteries.

At the Coffee House, Rajiv goes to the basement to find some money in the safe.  There he discovers the trapped Princess Lakshmi. She rejected her original rescuer ("He is Caucasian") and begins to come on to Rajiv.  He resists as best he can...she offers to be his secret Bangladeshi princess.  Rajiv tells her to wait in the basement and he will return.  As he leaves, he locks her in once again.
  • Will the police catch Rajiv?
  • Will Scarlett's nurse find any dangerous animals?
  • What does Conrad Lufte want?
  • Will Rajiv give in to Lakshmi's advances?
 Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Episode 38

In the latest episode of  Solomon's River, we find Dr Scarlett and his nurse on his yacht, Enormous Yacht.  She recounts to him how tragedy befell her entire family when a sudden storm toppled their boat and they were swept away onto a desert island, where she had to eat them to survive.  Just then, a sudden storm comes upon them.

Meanwhile, across town, Agent Blakely is meeting with the mysterious B.  Blakely has a mission for B: to kill Reverend A.T. Isst. The Reverend is later killed by B, using a sniper rifle.  Witnesses spend the afternoon celebrating his death. Afterward, B is having trouble collecting the rest of his money from Blakely.  Blakely gives him the key to Rajiv's Coffee House so he can ransack the place.

Across town at the coffee house, Rajiv's son is cleaning the shop when B enters, using the key.  B asks where the office is.  He is told there is no office, but there are "things" in the basement.  B goes down and discovers a woman claiming to be a princess kidnapped from Bangladesh by Rajiv's son and brought to this country to marry him.  B sets her free after she promises to shower him in jewels.
  • What will happen to Dr Scarlett and his nurse? Will she have to eat him to survive?
  • Why did Agent Blakely really want the reverend killed?
  • What will the "princess" do now that she has been set free?
Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!