Brother Chiliwang and Brother Offenschitz contemplate the resurgence of evil they feel from Solomon's River far below their mountain retreat, and they pray for a vision of Princess Evaleene, who once gave them hope and a Happy Dance. She appears to them, now morphed into a rock statue, and announces she is more powerful than ever. They supplicate themselves and ask for help to battle Big Momma, whose evil plans are affecting their peace. "The answer," intones Evaleene, "is inside my nose." They check inside the statue's nose, and they find The Green Crystal of Evaleene! The Crystal, which was the source of Evaleene's power, immediately goes up Brother Chilliwang's nose. The Princess now speaks through the Brother. Offenschitz selfishly asks for money, and Princess/Brother changes him into a beetle. When he pleases her/him again, she/he will turn him back. Offenschitz clicks a little.
Meanwhile, at school, teacher Elaine Gaffney is too high to find her room and truant student Jeremy attempts to use his beard to seduce her! Possible zombie and chemistry teacher Mr. Perchenkowitz shuffles past followed closely by Chet the security guard. Elaine draws Chet's attention to Jeremy, and Chet, too, becomes fascinated by Jeremy's beard. To Jeremy's horror, Elaine, Chet, Seth Perchenkowitz, and any nearby teachers become hypnotized by the awesomeness of the premature, zombie-inoculation-induced beard.
- Will Princess Lakshmi make it to Geneva before she reverts to an embryo?
- Will Rajiv make it to Geneva with a child in his backpack?
- What will the Power of Evaleene do up the Brother Chilliwang's nose, and can she/he stop Big Momma?
- How long will Borther Offenshitz have to be a bug?
- Is Jeremy's beard power getting stronger?
