Meanwhile, Angelica the sub-minion visits her secret place in the woods where she kept the only joy in her life, her "boy toy". She had whacked him on the head and gave him pills so he didn't wake up, but he's gone! Angelica follows his trail. Unbeknownst to her, her rival minion has been spying on her and reports Angelica's secret to Mistress Evil. Mistress Evil doesn't seem to remember Angelica, and the head minion thinks this may be his chance to take out his boss! He attempts strangulation, then a blow to the head, but Mistress is nonplussed. He leaves to continue minion work and spying.
Magnus Aversson is making the rounds and visits Solomon's River Hospital. He reports having an erection that has lasted more than four hours and wonders if someone drugged him. Dr. Scarlett says he can't help Magnus as he's not a "gynecologist for men". Just then, Nurse returns, wearing only a poor shift from the Healing Woman in the woods after falling from the NurseNudistNeoNaziNarcanonaNado. Nurse assures Magnus she can help. Dr. Scarlett will assist.
In the land of the Merpeople, the Mer-King and his family gather to pay their respects to the formerly shunned Split-Tail, who had been killed by a human's submarine. While it's difficult for the Merpeople to endure looking at Split-Tail's horrible disfigurement, as a fellow creature of the sea, they must honor him by singing the Mermaid song--it is beautiful! Their song unexpectedly reanimates a zombie Split-Tail who vows revenge! Merpeople try to shun him, but in the face of the undead monster fish, they must scatter. Split-Tail strangles the nearest Mer-Princess.
Pussy Galore, the experienced hooker, is helping educate the former rich snob-turned-hooker Goldilocks. Pussy strips Goldilocks down to her skivvies to make her more whore-like. Goldilocks wants to "test" her rich fiancee, Rich, as he leaves work by letting Pussy Galore tempt him. They go to his prestigious law firm in downtown Solomon's River. Pussy strolls over and Rich easily falls for her whore charms! Pussy sets up a meeting in one hour at The Blue Dolphin, the place with all the troublesome mermaids. Pussy won't be the whore who shows up, however, it will be Goldilocks!
- Even though it was never very good, will Magnus' memory return? Will he remember being kidnapped by Angelica the sub-minion? Will Nurse and Dr. Scarlett be able to deal with his four-plus hour, old man hard-on?
- What will the head minion do if he catches Angelica? Will he be able to take out Mistress Evil and become boss?
- What will happen now that zombie-ism has come to the Merpeople and Split-Tail is back from death and howling for revenge?
- What will become of Rich when he finds out his fiancee has tricked him into meeting a hooker at a cheap motel?
