Episode 109

The British Secret Agents have made it into the Chinese microchip factory crediting their insensitive disguises and some very helpful American Agents.  Little do they know the "American Agents" are really Chinese Agents who have directed them into a trap: a sealed metal room that is slowly filling with water.  The agents face their impending doom with a cup of chamomile tea and a stiff upper lip.

Mrs. Rajiv's shrill voice echoes once again, "Rajiv!"  Rajiv is terribly surprised to find his wife, thought long gone, back home and holding a baby.  Though it has been more than a year, Mrs. Rajiv insists the boy is Rajiv's son and is just small for his age.  Princess Lakshmi enters and much wind is sucked by both women.  Princess Lakshmi warns Mrs. Rajiv of Rajiv's evil twin (Rojav) and suggests a DNA test.  The baby cries just thinking he may be the child of an evil twin and Mrs. Rajiv swears she will sic her lawyer, Mr. Ylung, on Rajiv if he does not honor their marriage.  Princess Lakshmi insists Rajiv steal a vial of the baby's blood for a test.  As Mrs. Rajiv questions Rajiv, demanding profit from their former businesses, he drains the baby of a handful of blood*.  Mrs. Rajiv promises he has not heard the end of her interrogations.  Princess Lakshmi takes the handful of blood to the hospital for testing.

The 42nd Precinct brings two overflow hookers to Detective Smegly.  Shasta and Clitoris are not in cell 69 for long, though, as the Madam bails out her best girls for a "high roller" who has paid for two at once.  After the women leave, Detective Smegly calls Dr. Scarlett at the hospital with information about the missing nurse.  The detective knows where she is... but the line goes dead.

Meanwhile, in hotel room gaudily decorated in 1970s disco, Mr. Jimmy Smidgely approves of the two hookers: one tall and one short, well-endowed, double jointed gymnasts without digestive systems.  Left alone with the women, Mr. Smidgely seems unsure of himself, possibly because the voices in his head pull him in two directions: "Spank them!" vs. "Let the women be nice friends!"  The angry voice, however, gets louder when the hookers whisper about him.  "Two more dead hookers!" cajoles the voice.  As Jimmy is persuaded to kill, the women realize he isn't right in the head and promptly kick him in the face.  They escape, but Jimmy is angry...

• What will happen to Princess Lakshmi and Rajiv now that Mrs. Rajiv has returned?
• Is the baby Rajiv or Rojav Junior?
• Can a blood test even tell the difference between identical twins' DNA?
• What is Detective Smegly's information of the whereabouts of the missing nurse?  What caused the line to go dead?
• Who is this Jimmy Smidgely, serial killer of hookers, and can he be stopped?
• Will Shasta and Clitoris get away?

Find out the answer to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

*The baby was not actually stabbed.