Thursday, January 1, 2015

Episode 114

Tommy and Sally are alone in the woods, having lost McShane, and are scared because they think they just had sex.  Though they didn't remove their pants, they believe they must now get married.  A hunter with a potato gun stumbles upon the couple and brings them to Miss Kane, a nice social worker.  Tommy and Sally report that McShane is missing and, they presume, dead.  The hunter puts together a search party to look for one "McShane", last seen wearing "clothes."

Meanwhile, Betty, a server in a small diner, is on the brink of being fired.  Her day gets worse when she can't seem to get a couple's order right.  When Betty goes to the kitchen for a side of mayo, one of the other servers warns her that the man, Psycho Jake, has terrible temper.  The woman with him, Spitty Suzy, has Tourette's.  When the server returns with the side of mayo, the couple's symptoms become clear.  Betty hustles them out to the patio before the crabby diner owner notices.

Dr. Scarlett asks Nurse to check outside to see if the other nurses were still picketing.  "No more health care!" chant the nurses.  "Let's close the hospital!"  "Too much money!"  Nurse reports back to Dr. Scarlett that the picketing nurses are even more crazed than they were when the picketing began.  Their picket circle was getting faster and tighter, whipping up garbage, syringes, and little white hats into a swirl and making a... NURSE-NADO!  Their hot wind could cause destruction across all of Solomon's River!  The chant, "Medical marijuana could solve all our problems" finally sucks up Dr. Scarlett and Nurse themselves!
  • Will the search party find McShane, clothed or otherwise?
  • Will Sally and Tommy actually get married?
  • Is it possible to get pregnant when you don't remove your pants?
  • Why are Psycho Jake and Spitty Suzy in town, anyway?
  • What will happen in the wake of a NURSE-NADO?
Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!