Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Episode 37

As we begin this week's episode, we find ourselves at the INTERPOL interrogation room.  Rajiv is being forced to sweep up the room before his questioning by Agent Bryce Pattie.  The agent wants to know why Rajiv called the Taliban 12 times.  Before Rajiv can answer, a female agent comes in to take over the interrogation, much to Rajiv's delight.

Across town at the Retreat, Brother Noname is showing off his smiley face mandala to Brother Chiliwang.  The Brother was hoping the smiley face would attract the spirit of Wolfgang Offenschitz.  Chiliwang suggests they bring in a "real Indian psychic."  They leave on their new quest.

Down in the caves, Magnus is still wandering when he begins to hear voices calling for help and suggesting he go deeper into the caves.

Meanwhile, at Solomon's River General Hospital, Dr. Scarlett is proposing that he and his nurse go down onto his yacht and head for international waters.  Before they can leave, Dr. Maroon comes in looking for help with a patient suffering from blue waffles.  Down in the waiting room, we discover the patient is none other than the teenager who was throwing herself down the library stairs.  For some reason, Dr. Maroon shoots her in the head.
  • Will the interrogators be rough with Rajiv?
  • Will the Brothers find their  real Indian psychic?
  • Will Magnus follow the voices?
  • Will Dr. Scarlett and his nurse make it into international waters, and what exactly is "sperm roulette?"
  • Why did Dr. Maroon kill that girl?
Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Episode 36

On the latest episode of Solomon's River, Inspector Blakely is in the mines, waiting to meet Mayor Solomon in order to give him an update.  In walks Magnus Adverson, still looking for a way out of the mines.  Blakely directs him to the exit, and Mayor Solomon arrives.  Blakely reports that there is a "wanted criminal" running for office named Magnus Adverson.  Blakely also implicates Rajiv, reporting he has been having phone conversations with rebels in Afghanistan. Solomon takes Blakely with him, asking him if he's in for a spot of killing, particularly Rev. AT Isst.

At the Retreat, One Brother is talking with Brother Chiliwang about the murder of Wolfgang Offenschitz.  They agree they must cleanse the Retreat of the blood that was spilled. Chiliwang sends out a psychic call for the other Brothers, and Brother Festerfoot arrives.  All three are worried that Brother Dipshit might show up which, after a brief interlude, he does.  Once all the Brothers are assembled, they draw a mandala and try to raise the ghost of Offenschitz in order to speak with him. Instead of the ghost arriving, Wolgang's father, Herr Offenschitz comes in looking for his son, heir to the Offenschitz Eau de Toilette business.  When they are unable to help him, he laves to continue his search.

At Rajiv's Coffee House, Rajiv is on the phone when Reese Critherspoon of INTERPOL comes in to arrest Rajiv for terrorism.  Rajiv is taken away for interrogation.
  •   Will Blakely agree to murder Rev AT Isst?
  • Will the Brothers manage to raise the ghost of Wolfgang Offenschitz?
  • What will happen to Rajiv, and is he too pretty for jail?
Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Episode 36

In our last episode of Solomon's River, we began with Rajiv in his coffee shop being confronted by Reverend A.T. Istt who is offering Rajiv eternal salvation.  And looking for free food.  Mayor Joe-Bob comes in and reminds the Reverend that he was told to get out of town.  The Reverend's daughter comes in looking for her father and ends up having a whispered conversation with the mayor; she tells him she can't be with someone who treats her father poorly.  They leave together to continue their discussion in private.

In the caves below Solomon's River, a Scottish man is searching for one of the Mason brothers.  Hearing a voice, he is led further into the caves.  There he meets Franny Mason...he has been searching for him for months in order to give him...a five-dollar bill to repay him for buying his auntie a coffee. Before leaving, the mysterious Scotsman tells Franny that his ex-girlfriend is pregnant with twins.
  • What does the Reverend's daughter want with Joe-Bob, and what were they both doing in Tunisia?
  • Who is the mysterious Scotsman?
  • What will Franny do with a pregnant ex-girlfriend?  And five dollars?
Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!