Rajiv
is frustrated by Sally's lack of woodworking skills and drives Sally away from
the Witness Program Detective Smegly provided.
Big Momma, evil Cult Leader, is positioning herself to take over Solomon's River. Minion Angelica, former minion of Carla Calvera (thought to have been buried alive in a mine explosion), grovels at Big Momma's feet. Big Momma's upper level minion arrives with voodoo dolls, created in the likenesses of the City Council members, and reminds Angelica of her place. They find that one councilman poses a problem. The others have hair to add to their dolls, but one, Councilman Rivers, suffers from trichotillomania (the psychological disorder that makes you pull out all your hair) and is bald. The upper minion leaves to see what he can do.
Meanwhile, in a Tim Hortons, a lowly worker announces to his boss that fellow worker Mikie, after many doughnuts and four iced capps, barfed in the men's room again. Manager John warns their Republican owner will not be happy. It is revealed that the Republican owner, who won't pay for healthcare, has given forced ultrasounds on everyone, even the men. The lowly worker suggests they lock Mikie in overnight to teach him a lesson, but Mr. John has a better idea: they will instead steal as much as they can and leave town. First, however, they must disable the camera system and remove all traces of their plotting. There is a shimmering in the air and the sound of static. H.A.L., the once-thwarted evil hologram of Dr. Scarlett has reappeared! H.A.L. offers to help with the camera system and they give him the password, 2-4-5-niner. Manager John and the lowly worker take money, doughnuts, and the owner's Corvette, skipping away from their lives, leaving the security and computer system in the hands of H.A.L....
McShane wanders the woods, calling for the lost Tommy and Sally. He hears Tommy's voice calling his name, but it gets fainter and fainter.
Tommy wanders the woods, calling for the lost McShane and Sally. He hears Sally's voice calling his name, and it gets louder and louder. Emerging from the trees, they finally find each other and embrace. Thinking that the hug may once again have impregnated her, she tells Tommy that Dr. Scarlett killed their previous baby. Tommy vows to kill the doctor with a rock. They each go to look for a big enough weapon... in opposite directions.
Back in Solomon's River, a rich woman finds herself in a "whore lair", after being ditched by her rich friend Muffy when confronted on Hooker's Corner. Two hookers, Scarlett and Pussy Galore, hold the rich woman captive. A voice, gravelly from years on the street, gives the rich woman her whore name: "Goldilocks." The Head Whore has named her, and Goldilocks now wants hooker training in an attempt to secure her fiancee, Rich, who already is cheating on her. She stays to learn "The Tricks of the Trade".
Big Momma, evil Cult Leader, is positioning herself to take over Solomon's River. Minion Angelica, former minion of Carla Calvera (thought to have been buried alive in a mine explosion), grovels at Big Momma's feet. Big Momma's upper level minion arrives with voodoo dolls, created in the likenesses of the City Council members, and reminds Angelica of her place. They find that one councilman poses a problem. The others have hair to add to their dolls, but one, Councilman Rivers, suffers from trichotillomania (the psychological disorder that makes you pull out all your hair) and is bald. The upper minion leaves to see what he can do.
Meanwhile, in a Tim Hortons, a lowly worker announces to his boss that fellow worker Mikie, after many doughnuts and four iced capps, barfed in the men's room again. Manager John warns their Republican owner will not be happy. It is revealed that the Republican owner, who won't pay for healthcare, has given forced ultrasounds on everyone, even the men. The lowly worker suggests they lock Mikie in overnight to teach him a lesson, but Mr. John has a better idea: they will instead steal as much as they can and leave town. First, however, they must disable the camera system and remove all traces of their plotting. There is a shimmering in the air and the sound of static. H.A.L., the once-thwarted evil hologram of Dr. Scarlett has reappeared! H.A.L. offers to help with the camera system and they give him the password, 2-4-5-niner. Manager John and the lowly worker take money, doughnuts, and the owner's Corvette, skipping away from their lives, leaving the security and computer system in the hands of H.A.L....
McShane wanders the woods, calling for the lost Tommy and Sally. He hears Tommy's voice calling his name, but it gets fainter and fainter.
Tommy wanders the woods, calling for the lost McShane and Sally. He hears Sally's voice calling his name, and it gets louder and louder. Emerging from the trees, they finally find each other and embrace. Thinking that the hug may once again have impregnated her, she tells Tommy that Dr. Scarlett killed their previous baby. Tommy vows to kill the doctor with a rock. They each go to look for a big enough weapon... in opposite directions.
Back in Solomon's River, a rich woman finds herself in a "whore lair", after being ditched by her rich friend Muffy when confronted on Hooker's Corner. Two hookers, Scarlett and Pussy Galore, hold the rich woman captive. A voice, gravelly from years on the street, gives the rich woman her whore name: "Goldilocks." The Head Whore has named her, and Goldilocks now wants hooker training in an attempt to secure her fiancee, Rich, who already is cheating on her. She stays to learn "The Tricks of the Trade".
- Will Detective Smegly be mad at Rajiv for not providing a more secure Witness Program?
- How will the head minion secure hair from a bald man?
- What will happen if Big Momma takes control of the City Council?
- Will Mr. John and his minimum-wage worker get away with their theft from Tim Hortons?
- What will happen now that H.A.L. is worming his way back into electronics?
- Will McShane find Tommy and Sally? Will Tommy and Sally lose each other?
- Will the hookers in Whore Lair help Goldilocks secure Rich, the rich fiancee?
Find
out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's
River!
