A janitor, sweeping up, laments the mess that the NurseNudistNeonaziNarcanoNado has left behind.
Tommy, alone in the woods, calls out, "Sally!" Faintly, he hears her voice, "Tommy!" Not quite as faintly, he hears McShane's voice, "Tommy!" He begins to believe the woods may be haunted.
Dr. Scarlett's replacement nurse, Nurse Jim, is a poor replacement for Nurse. The female patients, however, enjoy his sponge baths.
Detective Smegly enlists the help of Rajiv at his coffee shop, which is under renovation. Detective Smegly needs Rajiv to help him put a person into the Witness Program, sans "Protection". He promises she will be able to help Rajiv remodel, and put up cove molding. Rajiv agrees and is presented with Sally. Sally is willing to do anything that gets her closer to finding Tommy.
Meanwhile, on Hooker's Corner, arguing hookers are interrupted by two lost townies, Muffy and her rich friend. Muffy saves herself by giving the whores her rich friend and running away.
- Who is this backwoods Healer Woman? Can she help Nurse find Solomon's River again?
- Will Tommy find his way out of the woods? Are those woods really haunted?
- How will Nurse Jim cope with all the old, naked, disease-riddled bodies he must wash?
- How will Sally do cutting molding?
- What will become of Muffy's rich friend, now in the hands of Solomon's River's hookers?
Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!
