Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Episode 142

Runs with Weasels is plagued with two Spirit Animals in the Dream Tent: Raccoon and Wolf.  Unfortunately, Raccoon owes Wolf fifty bucks and is easily distracted by garbage cans.

Rajiv is now at the airport with Princess Lakshmi, but is having a hard time as the Princess has now regressed into a toddler.  Rajiv wrestles away a purse from a crying two year old, but no one seems to notice.  As Rajiv argues with a low-level worker to buy food with her credit card, Lakshmi regresses even further into a baby on the floor.  He scoops her up and runs away.

The couple from Walmart has barricaded themselves inside their house against the Indian protesters outside.  The woman and her daughter look over their supplies: gold bars and food rations.  Husband/father Jethro was supposed the be loading up the weapons, but he is nowhere to be found--the Injuns got 'im!  The woman claims her right to live on the land she's been on for a whole fifteen years: American land for Americans!  They will raise up others to fight and find Jethro.

French boy Jacques stands in the Solomon's River Airport, his mother pinning a note to his jacket saying, "Please take care of my boy."  She wishes him a better life in America and bids him a tearful Au Revoir.  Jacques doesn't speak much English.  Rajiv stumbles upon Jacques and Baby Princess Lakshmi takes an instant liking to the boy.  Jacques is swept up into their trip to Greece.  Before an unhelpful ticket agent and an overzealous Angelina Jolie can thwart them, Rajiv grabs his own tickets and they sneak away.

  • Which Spirit Animal will guide Runs with Weasels: a sneaky Raccoon, or an even sneaker Wolf?
  • What has happened to Jethro, and will his wife be able to raise up a militia to find out?
  • How will Rajiv's trip to Greece be with his now-infant girlfriend in his lap and a French-speaking boy stranger in tow?  Will they make it to Magnus Aversson's laboratory?

Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!