Judge Graft calls court to session for People vs. Native American Tribe, regarding burning tires and occupying public land. The People ask that the Natives be forcibly removed. The Judge instructs the bailiff: stuff the public defender in a home, bring in the Native Americans for burning tires, and find the deity reported to be around town and bring him/her to the Court.
Because of Solomon's River General Hospital's lack of revenue, Dr. Scarlett instructs Nurse to fire two nurses using a nurse test to determine which are worthy. First test requires them to load their carts with the tools for a car accident with hemorrhaging/intubation tools. Results are...mixed. The next test is a patient they must diagnose just by looking and asking only one question. "Where does it hurt?" asks Nurse Flatula (answer: all over.) Nurse Anina queries, "Do you always look so stupid?" (yes) Nurse Mandale, "Is your father also your uncle?" (no) Finally Nurse Steve asks, "What kind of drugs do you get for something like that?" (whatever he can buy). None of the nurses recognize the man has...chickenpox!
Suddenly, Henry from HR shows up and reveals Dr. Scarlett is also a...NURSE! The reveal rankles the nurses who have been put-upon by Dr. Scarlett; however, Nurse sees another opportunity and tries to get the nurses to see that Henry from HR has an urgent problem. While they only notice he is a little ugly, Nurse points out his yellow skin tone, left eyelid droop, auditory hallucination of tinkling, and sudden, instantaneous death (which is, of course, why Nurse is Head Nurse.) Nurse Flatula is fired immediately. Nurse is angry with Dr. Scarlett for being so hard on the nurses when he, himself, is a nurse. Dr. Scarlett is tired of Nurse being so full of herself, and he fires her right then and there!
Outside, Nurse runs into Nurse Flatula who immediately suggests they pair up to start their own practice--they do!
- What will become of embryonic Princess Lakshmi floating in a jar?
- What will the Native Americans think of having to be dragged to Judge Graft's court, and will their payments to him pay off?
- Can a bailiff catch a deity?
- How will Solomon's River General Hospital fare with two of their nurses starting their own practice?
