Court is in session with Judge Graft, his nosy court reporter, and his slacker bailiff, but the defendants, Native Americans, aren't coming in because they don't believe the Court holds sway over them. Judge Graft is annoyed because the bailiff was supposed to bring in the Natives as well as the rogue deity, but the bailiff delegated to the (notoriously awful) Solomon's Police Department. Judge Graft demands the bailiff get it done and laments hiring his cousin, Lieutenant Bustybottoms, as Chief of Police. The judge makes his bailiff Chief of Police, jailer, as well as bailiff. The court reporter secretly texted this change of authority to her nosy circle of connections.
Meanwhile, in a jar... the Princess Lakshmi embryo is getting bigger.
Dr. Scarlett calls for Nurse, but remembers he fired her, and instead gets Nurse Steve. Someone swerving to avoid a zombie got into a horrible car accident and will need operating room 12 in ten minutes. A zombie goes to exam room 5.
Brother Chilliwang glows with the power of Princess Evaleen's stone shoved up his nose, allowing him to become a deity. When Offenshitz tries to pick the stone out of Chilliwang's nose, Chilliwang warns the stone is needed because there's going to be a God Fight between him and Jewish Deity Gigi, but only if they can get him to turn into a Kaiju.
A girl brings her friend Sarah to the emergency room, apparently from the car vs. zombie accident, and the very zombie she swerved to avoid was hired by HR to do patient intake. Sarah feels okay, but her friend insists she needs medical attention. Nurse Steve mixed up the operating room and the time needed. Sarah's friend and Doctor Scarlett (and the new patient intake worker) notice the back of her head is open and her brain is sticking out. They poke it for fun.
- What will happen now that Judge Graft has started messing with the police department?
- Where are the Native Americans, and what happened to their bribe for Judge Graft?
- How big is Princess Lakshmi's jar?
- What has become of Solomon's River General Hospital now that there are incompetent nurses and zombies working there?
- There's gonna be a Kaiju fight!
Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!
