Bartholomew and Cletus argue as brothers do who are hungry, stuck in the forest, and tied together. Bartholomew knocks the treesagna out of Cletus' hands and they argue about saving the girl or not. Cletus stands firm about going home. Bartholomew relents, as his brother is much bigger, and they head home, hoping the girl (who is Sally) will either find her own way, or at least distract the wolves plaguing this part of the forest.
Meanwhile, in a hallway outside the fifth grade classroom a frock of girls gossips about Jeremy with the Beard! One thinks it's gross, but the more developed girl thinks it's hot. Jeremy himself walks by and says, "What's up, Sara?" causing Sara to lose it like a fangirl. She's positive Jeremy will now ask her to the Fifth Grade Dinner Dance--as long as Loser Myrtle isn't there. Nobody likes her and Sara teases a plan for a prank to her scheming friends.
Friendly neighborhood barber Bobby McMasterfaster is a little lonely in his shop, hoping business will pick up soon when the bell rings optimistically. Unfortunately, it's not a customer; it's a Born-Again Christian asking if he's found his personal Savior in Jesus Christ. A blade flashes, the blood flows, and the Born-Again confesses with her dying breath she didn't really believe. Bobby laughs and laughs...
- Will meditation help Rajiv find his zombie-inoculation-induced superpower?
- Will Bartholomew and Cletus find their way home in the wolf-infested woods?
- What has become of Sally?
- Will Jeremy ask Sara to the Dinner Dance?
- What is the prank Sara wants to pull on Loser Myrtle?
Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!
