The Lynching Party had cookies and eggnog, but never got around to the lynching. Only a few party-goers remain, and while Greta would still like to lynch, Frieda is nervous because one of Big Momma's cats had been lurking outside her window. They compromise by sending Bertrandina, new to their group, to bring Big Momma a peace offering of leftover Christmas lynching cookies.
Meanwhile, shirtless hillbillies Bartholomew and Cletus attempt to use the lost Sally as their personal servant, not understanding the limits of her intelligence. Directed to skin and boil a dead possum, when she touches it, the animal springs back to life and escapes. Bartholomew and Cletus send her out to the woods to bring it back. Sally finds a slow loris, but no possum.
Sergeant Smegley mans the police department desk phone, taking a noise complaint from a residence near Rajiv's Coffee Shop. Policeman Joe Bob brings the Sergeant doughnuts but is, tragically, sent out to investigate.
Unbeknownst to Joe Bob, Lakshmi and Rajiv made it from the caverns back to the coffee shop, closing the trap door behind them. As they began to set up for business, they heard a thumping sound from the basement ran for it as zombies pushed through the trap door. It is at that moment policeman Joe Bob enters, trying to interview the patrons who turn out to be zombies. The newly nibbled and zombie-fied policeman is after jelly doughnuts, and he assaults a public drunk to get some.
- How will Uber Minion escape the attentions of Big Poppa?
- Will Big Poppa acclimate to the new century?
- Will Big Momma's spell go as planned...or not?
- Will Big Momma accept lynching cookies in exchange for peace?
- Does Sally have healing powers?
- How fast does a zombie plague spread?
Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!
