Sunday, June 23, 2013

Episode 96

Rojav has returned from shopping for unstable chemicals and Princess Lakshmi greets him in the Elvis Museum, before he can get down to his secret lair.  He is suspicious, but she manages to take the chemicals for him while he waits upstairs.  She brings the chemicals down to Rajiv, who must make a trap for his evil twin Rojav for when they return from a night out at the Bellagio.

Bob the Student Burglar returns to his mentor at the School of Burglary who gives him instructions.  If he completes this last task, he may be allowed to graduate!  Since Grandma Poppy has been riling up the ladies and making burglary difficult, Bob must find her during the full moon, strip her naked, douse her with extra virgin olive oil, rub his body against her and plunge a rather large Sacred Dagger "right between her boobs."

Meanwhile, somewhere else...

Magnus is wandering his castle after a long nap on the toilet ("Rip van Tinkle.")  Butler Benderson, the British secret agent, is still trying to penetrate Magnus' defenses and install a microchip allowing Magnus to be tracked.  Benderson's co-spy, via earpiece, has him tell Magnus that he's been hired by granddaughter Cilantro and will now make him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.  The agent makes the sandwich with the microchip in the peanut butter, but takes too long and Magnus isn't hungry for it anymore.  Benderson fishes out the chip and Magnus sees it, recognizing the Chinese make.  Magnus casually mentions he used to run three big factories that made microchips: one in China, one in Arizona and one more in the US, but it was secret.  The secret factory is the one the agents want to know about, so Benderson attempts to find out more.  The Agent must abort the attempt at close questioning when it gives Magnus a Viagra-supported erection.
  • Will Rajiv set up a trap for his evil twin Rojav, and will it work?
  • Will Bob be able to fulfill the most difficult instructions yet, when he was unable to fulfill the simple ones?
  • Will the British Secret Agents find out what they need to know from Magnus?
  • What is the secret of the secret microchip factory?
Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Episode 95

Grandma Poppy has abandoned her drained motorized mobility device and is now dragging her ruined body through Solomon's River, looking for the other women of Lowertown.  Doreen, once her go-to girl, appears, bragging about the power of The Secret to Grandma Poppy.  The spirits under the hospital have infused her with the gift of healing and goodness, but she has decided for evil.  Grandma Poppy implores Doreen to use the power to help women just before Doreen leaves, eyes glinting.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the hospital, Doris and Dr. Scarlett are tied back to back, having escaped the slow-witted hologram guard, created by genius hologram H.A.L.  Doris hoists Dr. Scarlett onto her back and they crawl into some sort of access tube, hoping to escape to the cafeteria.

Frannie Mason has finally made it back to his fishin' spot.  Unfortunately, Mermaids have long memories, and the one Frannie caught, along with her merman, manage to pull Frannie underwater and drag him away...

In another part of the hospital, Nurse follows the footprints of Dr. Scarlett and Doris into the access tube while still struggling to remember H.A.L.'s exact instructions.  H.A.L. waits.

McShane has a clandestine meeting with Detective Schmegly and they have a fascinating conversation.  They both reveal they know about The Secret, but must keep quiet, being Secret agents.
  • What will Doreen do with unlimited power for evil?
  • What will Grandma Poppy do now that her revolution has gotten away from her?
  • Will Doris and Dr. Scarlett find the cafeteria before Nurse finds them?
  • How will Frannie Mason fare in the Mermaid Kingdom?
  • What are McShane and Detective Schmegly up to?  Is it a coincidence that they sound so much alike, or does it mean something...
Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!