Bob the Student Burglar returns to his mentor at the School of Burglary who gives him instructions. If he completes this last task, he may be allowed to graduate! Since Grandma Poppy has been riling up the ladies and making burglary difficult, Bob must find her during the full moon, strip her naked, douse her with extra virgin olive oil, rub his body against her and plunge a rather large Sacred Dagger "right between her boobs."
Meanwhile, somewhere else...
Magnus is wandering his castle after a long nap on the toilet ("Rip van Tinkle.") Butler Benderson, the British secret agent, is still trying to penetrate Magnus' defenses and install a microchip allowing Magnus to be tracked. Benderson's co-spy, via earpiece, has him tell Magnus that he's been hired by granddaughter Cilantro and will now make him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The agent makes the sandwich with the microchip in the peanut butter, but takes too long and Magnus isn't hungry for it anymore. Benderson fishes out the chip and Magnus sees it, recognizing the Chinese make. Magnus casually mentions he used to run three big factories that made microchips: one in China, one in Arizona and one more in the US, but it was secret. The secret factory is the one the agents want to know about, so Benderson attempts to find out more. The Agent must abort the attempt at close questioning when it gives Magnus a Viagra-supported erection.
- Will Rajiv set up a trap for his evil twin Rojav, and will it work?
- Will Bob be able to fulfill the most difficult instructions yet, when he was unable to fulfill the simple ones?
- Will the British Secret Agents find out what they need to know from Magnus?
- What is the secret of the secret microchip factory?
