Meanwhile, in Solomon's River Police Headquarters, an officer reports to Lieutenant Bustybottoms that he is frustrated with the calls from the 7-11 because "the guy there is a jerk." The officer also reports Facebook activity calling for Bustybottoms to be fired (okay), run out of town (sounds good), and have forcible butt-sex (sure) with Burt Convy's corpse (noooo!) and it's the MAYOR who is behind the messages! Bustybottoms goes to confront the Mayor.
The mayor's office is also being inundated with 7-11 phone calls, but ignores them. Lieutenant Bustybottoms arrives and the secretary lets him in as he's the "Burt Convy's corpse" guy. The Mayor awaits, with an unconscious woman on the floor at his feet. Bustybottoms pulls his gun and puts the Mayor under arrest. The Mayor pulls his own gun, and they try to arrest each other, but the Mayor's cuffs are on the woman. While they are focused on each other, the woman wakes and shoots them both. The Mayor more than once.
Meanwhile, in a California mausoleum, a tour guide takes a group through the Hall of Burts/Berts, and is horrified to see Bert Convy is missing!
- Will Rajiv be able to pass for a royal too royal to dance?
- Why is Princess Lakshmi's mother not more concerned, and where is Princess Lakshmi's father, anyway?
- What's going on at that 7-11?
- Has Lieutenant Bustybottoms been killed?
- Has Solomon's River's mayor been killed?
- What will the police department think, with each of the shot men holding guns?
- Who was that woman, and why was she in the mayor's office?
- Where is Bert Convy's corpse?
