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Tuesday, October 13, 2015
Solomon's River Lowertown Ladies?
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Tuesday, October 6, 2015
Episode 123
At Rajiv's Coffee Shop, Rajiv admonishes the captive Princess Lakshmi to keep quiet, but becomes concerned when she doesn't respond. He goes down into the basement to check on her, only to find a great big hole in the wall. He follows the princess into the tunnel, hoping to find both her and the Dr. Pibb she stole.
Meanwhile, at Solomon's River General Hospital, Nurse alerts Dr Scarlett to some strange reports; a young boy came in complaining he had been bitten by a fish. Nurse fetches the young boy, who she has tied up in another room because he was foaming at the mouth and making strange noises. The boy identifies himself as "Ah-wa-wa-wah", and the Nurse promptly takes colon samples to test.
Down in the Lowertown Whore Village, Big Momma has taught Goldilocks enough to give her the confidence to go out and put what she's learned to the test. Big Momma stops her, telling her she needs more training. Apparently a banana is needed. Goldilocks wants Jezebel and Sinnamon to teach her their ways, but they insist Big Mama's the one to show her what to do with the banana. Big Momma takes the whole thing down without even having to chew. Goldilocks needs a "hook"; Jezebel suggest she uses her vagina, so Goldilocks figures putting a literal hook in her vagina would be the best way to go. Sinnamon refines the idea by suggesting teeth instead of a hook. Goldilock's a man-eater!
Ten minutes later: Goldilocks has been fitted with her new teeth, but she's concerned because they keep pushing her legs open. Now she wants to test them on a man. They fetch a man from downstairs, and she has her chance! Borrowing a room from Jezebel, Goldilocks spends 20 minutes making him half the man he used to be.
Meanwhile, somewhere else, Quentin is asking Priscilla, recently rescued from a Porsche's trunk, about Tony, the former owner of said Porsche. She warns him he's very tough; he's the one who tied her up and put her in the trunk and he's got lots of tough friends. On cue, Tony shows up, demanding to know what she's doing out of the trunk. Quentin tries to explain he's just been washing the car; Tony admonishes him for doing a horrible job. Priscilla gets put back in the trunk, Quentin is given the opportunity to finish the cleaning job with a spit-shine, even though he's out of spit.
Meanwhile, deep in the caverns beneath Solomon's River: Lakshmi wanders the tunnel, sipping Dr. Pibb. She hears Rajiv calling, and she hides. After repeatedly burning his fingers with short-lived matches, Rajiv is assailed by…zombies?
Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!
Meanwhile, at Solomon's River General Hospital, Nurse alerts Dr Scarlett to some strange reports; a young boy came in complaining he had been bitten by a fish. Nurse fetches the young boy, who she has tied up in another room because he was foaming at the mouth and making strange noises. The boy identifies himself as "Ah-wa-wa-wah", and the Nurse promptly takes colon samples to test.
Down in the Lowertown Whore Village, Big Momma has taught Goldilocks enough to give her the confidence to go out and put what she's learned to the test. Big Momma stops her, telling her she needs more training. Apparently a banana is needed. Goldilocks wants Jezebel and Sinnamon to teach her their ways, but they insist Big Mama's the one to show her what to do with the banana. Big Momma takes the whole thing down without even having to chew. Goldilocks needs a "hook"; Jezebel suggest she uses her vagina, so Goldilocks figures putting a literal hook in her vagina would be the best way to go. Sinnamon refines the idea by suggesting teeth instead of a hook. Goldilock's a man-eater!
Ten minutes later: Goldilocks has been fitted with her new teeth, but she's concerned because they keep pushing her legs open. Now she wants to test them on a man. They fetch a man from downstairs, and she has her chance! Borrowing a room from Jezebel, Goldilocks spends 20 minutes making him half the man he used to be.
Meanwhile, somewhere else, Quentin is asking Priscilla, recently rescued from a Porsche's trunk, about Tony, the former owner of said Porsche. She warns him he's very tough; he's the one who tied her up and put her in the trunk and he's got lots of tough friends. On cue, Tony shows up, demanding to know what she's doing out of the trunk. Quentin tries to explain he's just been washing the car; Tony admonishes him for doing a horrible job. Priscilla gets put back in the trunk, Quentin is given the opportunity to finish the cleaning job with a spit-shine, even though he's out of spit.
Meanwhile, deep in the caverns beneath Solomon's River: Lakshmi wanders the tunnel, sipping Dr. Pibb. She hears Rajiv calling, and she hides. After repeatedly burning his fingers with short-lived matches, Rajiv is assailed by…zombies?
- Will Rajiv ever be reunited with Princess Lakshmi?
- Will Big Mama let Goldilocks ply her trade?
- Will Priscilla ever get out of the truck?
- Will Quentin regain his spit?
- Will Rajiv get out of the caverns alive?
Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!
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