The sky-gazing hillbilly and The Discovery Channel's Glen Aldridge are near enough to the NurseNudistNeonaziNarcanoNado to be hit by nurse-sized hail, which was actually Dr. Scarlett's Nurse, fallen from the 'nado, the clothes ripped from her body. The hillbilly offers to help the naked woman.
Tommy, wandering the woods looking forlornly for Sally, instead runs into McShane, who had been missing longer. McShane offers to help the simple man.
Meanwhile, in Solomon's River proper, Sally wants to go back into the forest to look for Tommy, but Detective Smegly prevents her, saying it's too dangerous. He takes her to the police station to wait safely. When they get to the station, a beat officer is there already, accompanied by a hooker, who swears she is an "exotic dancer". Smegly has the officer fingerprint her, but the harried detective still has Sally, who remains terribly upset. To placate Sally, Detective Smegly promises to leave immediately to find Tommy. After he is gone, Sally discovers a loaded service revolver, which she keeps "in case [she] needs it."
Dr. Scarlett orders an orderly to find a patient who left without paying: Sally. The doctor warns that Sally may be distraught because she thinks he killed her baby, which he didn't, he swears.
McShane is having a difficult time with the very upset Tommy. In the middle of McShane's attempt at a sensible conversation, Tommy has the realization that he loves Sally and he wants to have her baby. McShane can say nothing that doesn't upset Tommy further, and Tommy flees.
- Are bodies falling from the NurseNudistNeonaziNarcanoNado because it's finally slowing down? Will the end of the 'Nado be the end of the Discovery Channel's new reality show?
- Can Detective Smegly help Sally, who now has a revolver, and can McShane help Tommy, who is running randomly through the woods? Will the orderly find Sally first?
- What is the cause of the disproportionately large prostitution problem in Solomon's River?
Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!
The Discovery Channel has sent Glen Aldridge and a small crew to Solomon's River to investigate reports of unusual weather phenomenon (do dooo, do do-do.) A backwoodsman excitedly recounts his sighting of the nursenado and how it swept through the Solomon's River Nudist Camp, perhaps making "involuntary nudists" of the nurses already inside. Glen mentions that The National Guard has been deployed to stop the nursenudistnado and slyly implants the suggestion that perhaps the nursenudistnado. The Discovery Channel's producer is excited because this is the first step to inspire a new reality TV show. She leaves a card in case the hillbilly sees something else.
Dr. Scarlett is wandering alone through the forest when he encounters Sally who became separated from Tommy during the storm. Sally is very upset and alternately calls out "Stranger danger!" and "Tommy!" She confesses to Dr. Scarlett that she is pregnant, and, with great difficulty, he gets her to leave with him for an examination. After they leave, Tommy wanders by, calling forlornly, "Sally? The baby..."
Detective Smegly notices all the evidence of a natural disaster and stumbles upon a nudist, recently dropped from the nursenudistnado. Hearing their conversation, a woman of distinction enters and gives her report, too. The following exchange was made:
Detective: Where did the nursenudistnado go?
Nudist: North.
Woman: North?
Nudist: For now.
Woman: Why, that's where the Neo-Nazis meet!
Nudist: No!
Woman: Yes, in the old, abandoned nuclear power plant.
Nudist: That's nasty.
Woman: I heard they're having a Narcanon meeting there now.
Detective: I must go nab this nursenudistnado!
To the north, a wooshing sound is heard over the "Heils" of the Neo-Nazis and Helmut's confession to the group that he is a junkie. The wooshing gets louder and louder and the entirety of the Neo-Nazis get sucked up into the nursenudistnado. "Ach, du Lieber!"
Dr. Scarlett does a sonogram on Sally and tells her she's not pregnant. Sally thinks that perhaps Dr. Scarlett has killed her baby.
- Will Sally and Tommy ever reunite?
- When they do, how will Tommy take it when he finds out Dr. Scarlett examined Sally and didn't find a baby? What about Sally's suspicion that Dr. Scarlett killed the baby?
- How will Sally ever pay the hospital bill?
- What will the meddling of The Discovery Channel do to Solomon's River in their quest for a backwoods alien conspiracy reality television show?
- How long can a nursenudistneonazinarcanonado stay in the air? Where will it go next...
Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!
