Dr. Scarlett is wandering alone through the forest when he encounters Sally who became separated from Tommy during the storm. Sally is very upset and alternately calls out "Stranger danger!" and "Tommy!" She confesses to Dr. Scarlett that she is pregnant, and, with great difficulty, he gets her to leave with him for an examination. After they leave, Tommy wanders by, calling forlornly, "Sally? The baby..."
Detective Smegly notices all the evidence of a natural disaster and stumbles upon a nudist, recently dropped from the nursenudistnado. Hearing their conversation, a woman of distinction enters and gives her report, too. The following exchange was made:
Detective: Where did the nursenudistnado go?
Nudist: North.
Woman: North?
Nudist: For now.
Woman: Why, that's where the Neo-Nazis meet!
Nudist: No!
Woman: Yes, in the old, abandoned nuclear power plant.
Nudist: That's nasty.
Woman: I heard they're having a Narcanon meeting there now.
Detective: I must go nab this nursenudistnado!
To the north, a wooshing sound is heard over the "Heils" of the Neo-Nazis and Helmut's confession to the group that he is a junkie. The wooshing gets louder and louder and the entirety of the Neo-Nazis get sucked up into the nursenudistnado. "Ach, du Lieber!"
Dr. Scarlett does a sonogram on Sally and tells her she's not pregnant. Sally thinks that perhaps Dr. Scarlett has killed her baby.
- Will Sally and Tommy ever reunite?
- When they do, how will Tommy take it when he finds out Dr. Scarlett examined Sally and didn't find a baby? What about Sally's suspicion that Dr. Scarlett killed the baby?
- How will Sally ever pay the hospital bill?
- What will the meddling of The Discovery Channel do to Solomon's River in their quest for a backwoods alien conspiracy reality television show?
- How long can a nursenudistneonazinarcanonado stay in the air? Where will it go next...
