We begin this week’s episode at Solomon’s River General Hospital with Dr. Scarlett losing a patient. His nurse takes the body to the coolers, but returns to have the doctor invite her and her sister to his office later. She leaves to continue her duties, and Agent Blakeley arrives. Blakeley asks Dr. Scarlett about all the bodies in town…Scarlett tells him plenty of people die at Solomon’s River General Hospital. He is interrupted by a Code Red in the emergency room. Scarlett must leave, so Blakeley arranges a meeting with the doctor in one week.
In the emergency room Scarlett finds his nurse crying over the body of her sister, telling him she collapsed. The doctor prescribes 50 ccs of Ibunephertrol and a drippy bag. Before the medication can be administered, however, Ellen, the sister, revives suddenly. Seeing Ellen is fine, Dr. Scarlett leaves for his office. The nurse, after a brief bout of forgetfulness regarding her sister’s name, lets her know that she was going to hook her up with the doctor. Ellen is concerned with all the bodies she has heard about. Her sister worries about Ellen since her husband ran away; she wants to find her a man. They decide that perhaps battery-operated is the way to go for a while.
Wolfgang Offenschitz, the mayor’s very unhappy neighbor, calls Agent Blakeley to let him know he would need to talk with him today, or not at all. He plans on joining a monastery; the guilt and anger over his vendetta against the mayor are eating him up inside. Blakeley tells him to come over.
Later, when Offenschitz arrives, Blakeley shows his concern for all the bodies in town, but Wolfgang is concerned with all the dog poop. Admitting that the mayor is actually a pretty good guy, Offenschitz offers to team up with Blakeley, but is interrupted when a burning bag of dog poop is left on the doorstep for Blakeley to stamp out. Wolfgang smells the remnants; it was the mayor’s dog.
- Will Dr. Scarlett hook up with the nurse and her sister?
- Will anyone every discover where all the bodies are coming from?
- Will Agent Blakeley ever find out something useful?
- Will Wolfgang Offenschitz join a monastery, or will he complete his vendetta against the mayor?
- Will Agent Blakeley ever get all that stuff off the bottom of his shoe?
