At Solomon's River General Hospital, Dr. Scarlett checks with his nurse to she if she managed to get rid of the body in his office from last week; she tells him it was surprisingly easy. It was dragged away by two mysterious men (the Mason Brothers.) Apparently the body was not dead, however, for Dr. Maroon, the body, surprises the two of them; he forces his way into the hospital and confronts Scarlett with his plans to sue for malpractice...Scarlett was his doctor years ago and apparently sewed his spleen to his rectum. Having employed the services of Mr. Ylung, Maroon hatches his plot for REVENGE! Dr. Scarlett is subpoenaed. Scarlett sends his nurse to talk to the Mason Brothers to see if they can help rid him of his troubles.
The nurse travels into the mines to talk with the Mason Brothers. Fighting an irritatingly literal echo, the nurse talks with Frannie, who promises to meet with Scarlett next week. The nurse leaves to deliver his message as the mayor meets up with Frannie to demand why his angry neighbor, Wolfgang Offenschitz is still alive; Frannie promises to take care of it.
Back at Rajiv's Coffee House, Sally Struthers (no relation,) a student from the high school band is trying to sell ads for the school newspaper to pay for their school trip to Oklahoma to play against the Fighting Oklahomans. Frannie Mason buys an ad for his "moving service."
- Will Vajir be successful at caulking Magnus' face?
- Will Dr. Maroon win his malpractice suit against Dr. Scarlett?
- What happens when you sew a spleen to a rectum?
- Will Frannie managed to fix his many faux pas?
- Will Sally Struthers sell enough ads to go on her trip to Oklahoma City?
