Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Episode 44

Dr. Turquoise and Dr. Scarlett begin this week's episode, preferring to remain in the comforts of the lair rather than the jungle looking for the escaped nurse.  Dr. Turquoise makes a proposal: combine their genius IQs to become a force with which to be reckoned.  Dr. Scarlett seems to agree, but calls "dibs" on the absent nurse, who must be kept quiet.

Magnus visits Rajiv's Coffee House without any new news about Princess Lakshmi.  Rajiv is despondent.  Mousy Librarian enters for her PMS tea, clearly pining for Morris the Milquetoast.  She is shocked to find out he is married (to a shrew!) and leaves to do "research."  Magnus leaves, directed by Rajiv to search his own (Magnus') castle.

In the castle, Magnus calls for an "Egyptian Princess."  He finds a janitor sweeping who confirms there are many Egyptian Princesses in this castle.  Two Egyptian Princesses--doing everything they can to be Egyptian--emerge.  Magnus mail-ordered them ten years ago, but forgot because it took so long for the currency exchange.  Princesses plot in Egyptian and pull Magnus into their clutches.

Mousy Librarian goes back to the library for her research.  Rude Guy is again searching the shelves and dumping books on the floor.  Mousy Librarian tries to be tough, but Rude Guy is so intimidating!  She calls "security"--the janitor, Jervis--who invites Rude Guy to go smoke a doobie and they leave, abandoning Mousy Librarian to clean up the mess.  Horror sets in as Mousy Librarian discovers Rude Guy had been browsing books from the "Terrorist Shelf."
  • Will Dr. Turquoise and Dr. Scarlett become a full-fledged Evil Genius Duo?
  • Will Nurse continue to evade capture?
  • What will happen if Mrs. Rajiv returns to find her husband pining for a princess?
  • What will the Egyptian Princesses do to Magnus that won't gross them out?
  • Has Mousy Librarian discovered a nefarious plot?
Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!