Clancy's teenage assistant is late because he hit a deer. Not wanting to look a gift deer in the mouth, Clancy plans a special on the Meat Lovers pizza. The assistant, who suspects someone has been messing with the dumpster, is ordered to check it out. He discovers not another baby, but rather, a case full of money! Magnus, following the scent of cash, wanders into the alley, but the now rich teenager whacks the old guy with the case and runs away.
The empty store front next to Clancy's looks like it will have a new tenant: a brothel. The new tenant signs the lease despite the stipulation that any renter must "definitely not be a brothel." First and last month's rent due at opening, and the realtor promises he'll be there.
Brother Chillywang and Brother Another Brother have returned to their mountaintop retreat to find the meditation cabins all filled with rubble. They take the disarray as a sign of Solomon's River's soul "going to pot." Speaking of pot, Jervis the Janitor trudges up the mountain searching for them. Under the influence of an enormous joint was was told by a voice to go to the caves and "find the cold penis" in order to stop H.A.L., the megalomaniacal computer hologram that froze Jervis' girlfriend Mousy Librarian. Jervis realizes the Brothers were foretold in his pot-dream as the ones who will fix everything and stop the hologram. The Brothers proceed with Jervis' "crensing."
Jerome Tallendar, rhymes with calendar, now with the surgically-enhanced hidden identity of "Vladmir Putin," contacts his former defense lawyer and they plan to meet at the library's rubble pile. The rubble pile is crawling with ne'er-do-wells and freak-show castoffs, and the lawyer is having trouble finding Jerome. She bravely hoists shirts, knowing Jerome can only be identified by his supernumerary nipple. Finally, under the shirt of a walking horror, she finds it! The egomania of "Vladmir" seems to have seeped into Jerome's now deformed bones, and she tells him that because of his horrible looks, she can no longer be his lawyer...or his lover! He seems genuinely disappointed.
- What will happen now that a teenage boy has taken the money the police department left for an informant who was supposed tell them the whereabouts of Assistant Detective Steve?
- How will the new proprietor of a brothel manage to run an illegal brothel?
- Will the Brothers help Jervis defeat H.A.L.?
- What will become of Jerome, on the lam, deformed by surgery, dumped by his lawyer/lover and now interested in running a country and topless hunting?
