Monday, September 2, 2019

Episode 168

Marjorie Dawson is using a Shake Weight, given to her by her butler, Jeeves, to boost her calves somehow.  Jeeves reports the gardener reported a man lurking in the garden who claimed to know her.  Jeeves has security bring him up: it's Smitty!  She kisses and fawns over him.  The workers leave, and Marjorie asks Smitty to "demonstrate the Shake Weight".

Meanwhile, at Princess Lakshmi's familial mansion in India, Rajiv follows a trail of duck food and finds Quacky eating and pooping, which leads to the lucky discovery of the gem they need!  He finds Lakshmi in the third kitchen, just having finished up fruitless cavity searches of all palace employees.  They leave to try the jewel and key combo on her father's trunk.

Angelica has bad news for Big Momma: she cannot find Smitty the Plumber.  It's a problem because Big Momma wants a plumber, though it's a solution for Angelica who would otherwise have to kill him.  The Uber Minion calls to check on the status of Smitty, and Angelica hedges that "he's gone".  Uber Minion orders her to meet him later.  Angelica suggests to Big Momma that she try implementing a plan that's not so evil, to stop making so many enemies.  Big Momma will design "Big Momma Candy", which seems nice, until she says that the candy will be poison so they can have Solomon's River all to themselves.  "Especially for the little children on Halloween!" says Big Momma.  Instead of Sugar Daddies, they'll make "Little Poppas", Snickers will be "Grunts", and 3 Musketeers will be "Diabolical Twins", and all...will...DIE!
  • Does Smitty enjoy being with Marjorie?  If not, can he even get away?
  • What will the jewel and key reveal in the trunk that may reveal what happened to Lakshmi's father?
  • Will Uber Minion find out Angelica didn't actually kill Smitty, but just misplaced him?
  • Will Big Momma's plan to kill everyone on Halloween actually work?
Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!