Detective Smith encounters Cilantro in a public restroom, first confronting her about Samantha's love for Mr. Ylung, the lawyer, and then about Cilantro's supposed pregnancy. Cilantro is unsure of her "status," so Det. Smith whips out a pregnancy test kit and has Cilantro pee on the stick.
Meanwhile, Mayor Solomon is walking his dog Sparky when the ghost of Suzanne returns and tortures him with the tale of her horrible and crushing death. Suzanne then tells Joe-Bob he must "make it up to the little boy who was in love with me."
Back in the public restroom, Cilantro is shaking the pee stick, trying to speed things up. "Don't shake it like a Polaroid!" Det. Smith admonishes as they look at the results...was it a blue line? Was it a pale pink line? No...it was a black line!!! Both are shaken, and Smith pumps Cilantro for information...has she been experiencing periods of memory loss, unexplained cuts & bruises, perhaps an odd tattoo on the back of her neck?
Across town the mayor's neighbor is meeting with one of the Mason brothers regarding the plot against the mayor, when the not-so-long lost brother returns, giving no concrete explanation for his mysterious disappearance. The neighbor wants it "done fast!" and the Mason brothers promise to "step it up," perhaps by kidnapping the dog and sending the mayor a paw. The neighbor seems satisfied with the plan as he tells them to "make it happen!"
Dr. Scarlett is visited in his office by Mr. Ylung, the lawyer. He warns Scarlett that he must give up his claim to the family fortune or else Ylung will blab about "the bastard child." Scarlett is obviously shaken.
Magnus Advarsson, not one to pass up the opportunity to enter a restroom, enters the restroom and finds Det. Smith, who helps Magnus find his lost wallet. Once the detective leaves, Magnus clutches his chest and falls to the floor.
- What does Cilantro's "black line" mean? Will she discover why she is having memory lapses?
- Will Mayor Solomon figure out who was the little boy in love with Suzanne?
- Will the Mason brothers do nasty things to the mayor's dog?
- Who is Scarlett's "bastard child?"
- Will Magnus survive this apparent cardiac event?
- Will he seek help for his overactive bladder?
