Meanwhile, Jervis the Janitor explores the Solomon's River Caves trying to find Mildred the Mousy Librarian. He gives up rather quickly in favor of getting high. Around him, Angelica and her "minion's minion" are setting up for the first meeting of the amnesiac support group--which they secretly plan to seal in by setting off explosives at the cave's entrance. Mousy Librarian, being one of the founding members, enters to supervise set up. Jervis professes his love for her, and she not only accepts his apology for taking advantage of her while she was forgetful, but she leaps into his arms and they kiss semi-passionately. She tries to play coy, and they wander deeper into the caves.
Rajiv is sobbing in his coffee shop, missing Princess Lakshmi. Suddenly, in walks Mrs. Rajiv with.... a BABY! Apparently, they had vowed to have any of their children born back in India, so that's where she was. She is irritated he didn't return her email or pick her up at the airport. Rajiv is beside himself with surprise that his wife, whom he presumed dead, is back and with a baby that decidedly does not bear any resemblance to him. Magnus Advarsson's tab is due and may start Baby Rajiv's college fund.
Jere Koff wanders in and tries to recruit Mrs. Rajiv to help with his campaign. Though the baby seems disturbed by Jere, Mrs. Rajiv leaves to help him with his campaign work. Franny Mason enters, looking sheepish. Rajiv understands that it must have been Franny who had let Lakshmi go. Franny insists that what escaped the basement was an apparition! Rajiv fires him on the spot, and Franny is sad.
- Will Drs. Scarlett and Turquoise survive the buggy jungle?
- Will Jervis and Mildred finish falling in love, and/or will they be trapped in the caves forever when Angelica blows up the cave entrance?
- What will Rajiv do if his not-dead wife finds out about Lakshmi?
- Is the baby Rajiv's?
- What about Magnus, Jere and Franny?
