Judge Brian Schmitchlee is presiding over the murder case. On the stand, Mr. Jerome Tallendar (rhymes with calendar) of Tallendar's Frozen Products, is being grilled by the prosecution lawyer. Witnesses and DNA evidence place Mr. Tallendar at a dead hooker's apartment though he swears he was only there adding to his bubblegum wrapper collection and he was cut by sharp bubblegum aluminum foil.
The prosecution calls an aluminum foil expert to the stand: Dr. Faffenhadstennden. Dr. F is a dubious expert and the prosecution treats him as hostile with a slap-fest.
With much shocked inhalation, the prosecution calls to the stand.... Magnus Aversson! Magnus thought he had been watching Matlock, but comes to the stand anyway. The defense begs him to plead the fifth, just like they practiced. Luckily, Magnus' Alzheimer's Disease allows him the plead the fifth without a problem. The prosecution treats Magnus as hostile and slaps the old man around.
During a recess, Jerome professes his innocence, though the case is not going well. Magnus is the only one who can save him, but the Alzheimer's makes that difficult. Mr. Tallendar suggests framing Magnus! Mayor Joe Bob Solomon enters and the defense sees a possible ally in the mayor voted "Most Underhanded Mayor in the United States" by Time magazine. Mr. Tallendar accidentally tries to take off the mayor's left nipple. Mr. Tallendar offers to double whatever Magnus has contributed to the mayor's campaign if he'll help frame Magnus.
Called back into court, the defense requests it to be her turn and the judge agrees. She calls to the stand Mayor Joe Bob Solomon. The defense crosses her fingers and interviews her witness, leading him to say her client was NOT at the house of prostitution and Magnus WAS there, but things go horribly awry. Judge, prosecution and defense approach the bench and the defense loses in a game of rock/paper/scissors. The defense requests a mistrial because the Mayor is too stupid to be bribeable. The Mayor retaliates by punching her.
- Will Mr. Jerome Tallender go to jail for the rest of his life?
- Will Magnus somehow be framed instead?
- Will the prosecution and defense lawyers go back to their respective firms and never be seen again?
- Will Mayor Joe Bob's nipple heal?
