Two ICE agents only have a hour left to make Angelica talk, and they torture her by withholding Wheel of Fortune. Finally, Angelica breaks. "Big Momma is going to... to.... She has hired a... a..." No matter how hard she tries, Angelica cannot make herself speak! Angelica realizes it must be a spell, put on her by Big Momma. The ICE agents beat her up anyway.
Later, at Big Momma's lair, Angelica returns, battered and bruised, only to find Uber Minion by Big Momma's side! Big Momma says she knows he won't tell on her! Despite all her loyalty, Angelica is kicked to the curb. As she is being removed by Uber Minion, he whispers to her that this is all part of the plan, and that he will soon be taking over! Angelica is doubtful, and she believes Uber Minion will be thwarted by one of Big Momma's powerful spells.
Nurse has returned to Dr. Scarlett's employ, but since the zombies have either gotten better or been incorporated into society, there is another lack of patients. They decide to engineer a virus that can be put into beer. Miss Leftboob, a custodian, is given a petri dish of virus and told to smear it wherever beer, and/or limes, are sold.
After an incubation period, a pair of older drunk men at Ye Olde Farts Bar are challenged by a pair of college hipsters who have dubbed this their new ironic hangout. They all drink Old Milwaukee and whip their dicks around, then drink Coronas, whereupon the virus takes hold, they cough, and all their dicks fall off.
- What will Princess Lakshmi and Raviv find in the mountain, and will it include a way out?
- Will Uber Minion dethrone Big Momma, or will her spells, or her other plans, triumph?
- What will become of Angelica?
- Can Dr. Scarlett control the virus unleashed into Solomon's River, and will he even care, as long as it brings profit to the hospital?
- Is there a vaccine that reattaches penises?
Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!
