Sunday, March 29, 2020

Episode 175

Rajiv and Princess Lakshmi explore the caverns under the McVishnu's on top of her family's mountain shrine.  They walk down an increasingly claustrophobic tunnel and have a hallucinogenic vision of a GrubHub delivery guy from the Vegetarian Meat Restaurant.  The hallucination gives them a receipt, which is actually a clue from Quacky: go into the open cavern, but be careful because you will fall forever.  P.S. The rocks are hallucinogenic.  They burst through into an open cavern and remember the rope.  They tie off one end to a convenient old metal hook.  An ornery voice drifts up from below, apparently speaking Princess Lakshmi's family's "Rub-a-dubish" (learned from the TV show Zoomish).  Rajiv climbs down...

Silent but Deadly presses some buttons, self-ordering at a 7-11.  He is met by Nurse, who checks the progress of finding her sister and killing the mayor.  Silent but Deadly indicates she should give it time and shows off his bag of weaponry.  A zombie cleans up.

Uber Minion brags to Big Momma that he is now showing initiative and being a self-starter by getting rid of Angelica, who plotted to kill Big Momma and take over.  Big Momma is suspicious that Uber Minion may not be telling the truth and asks for a dossier.  Uber Minion agrees to create one, but he isn't happy.

Dr. Scarlett struggles with treating women as equals.  A talking rabbit wonders why he is in the hospital.  Dr. Scarlett and Nurse freak a little over the discovery of a viral-immune talking rabbit.  Nurse stuffs it into a cage so they may regenerate anti-viral medication.  As they revel in their good fortune, a man afflicted with their virus enters, his *ahem* having fallen off.  They force him to say "dick".  Nurse takes the member, but the patient isn't even sure it is his, as so many in Ye Olde Farts Bar fell off at once.  Nurse abstractly gesticulates with his dick, waving it too near the rabbit's cage.  The rabbit, of course, nibbles it.
  • What will Rajiv find at the end of the rope?
  • Did they really hear a voice, or was it still a hallucination?
  • Has Silent but Deadly made any progress, or has he used their money on Slushies?
  • Will Uber Minion find being Big Momma's Minion not all it's cracked up to be?  Where is Angelica?
  • Will a dick-nibbling, anti-viral producing, talking rabbit save Solomon's River from the hospital-created virus?  Will all the penis reattachment surgeries be enough to save the hospital financially?
  • How do you polish rabbit nibbles out of a dick?
Find out the answers to these questions and more as we make it all up in, Solomon's River!