Chang Lee's Massage Parlor is waiting for Lieutenant Bustybottoms' ass waxing appointment at 1:00.
The adolescent employee of Clancy's Pizzeria who found a bag of money in the dumpster and spent it on electronics is surrounded by a very sophisticated, and expensive, entertainment system. Lieutenant Bustybottoms knocks on his apartment door to address noise complaints. The teenager, worried he'd be found out for spending found money, compliments the officer's buttocks and is instead offered a job at the police station.
Rajiv misses his cafe, and wanders through Magnus' castle polishing its many bars to make himself feel better. Princess Lakshmi will do what she can to help, though she is still troubled by Rajiv's mysterious past. Magnus reveals to Rajiv that he had hidden cameras installed, just in case he needed legal proof of his whereabouts. Rajiv is excited by the news because while Magnus was away, he and Princess Lakshmi made sweet, sweet love in every room. Rajiv requests a DVD copy.
An experienced sewer inspector brings a new sewer inspector to ostensibly inspect the sewer. Instead, the experienced sewer inspector shoves the inexperienced inspector down the sewer pipe and then blows him up with a stick of dynamite.
Slightly further down the pipes, "Vladamir Putin," formerly Jerome Tallendar, just manages to escape notice and the explosion. Jerome is now delusional, believing himself to be Igor, the brother of Vladamir, who needs a country, or maybe just an island, to conquer...
A little girl who found a box of Barbies dressed up like police officers goes to sadistic friend Olivia's house to blow them up with firecrackers.
It's 1:00, and Lieutenant Bustybottoms arrives at Chang Lee's Massage Parlor for his appointment. The girls fight over who doesn't have to service him. Jing Jieu, "Jingles", gets the short straw. She lubes to the elbow and reams the Lieutenant . As she walks away, Lieutenant Bustybottoms inexplicably blows up!
- Will Doris continue to do H.A.L.'s bidding now that he's using pain as a motivator?
- How will the former pizza maker do as a policeman? Will he even get a job if Lieutenant Bustybottoms is not longer alive to be a reference?
- Can Princess Lakshmi help Rajiv, and if she finds out his secret, will she even want to? What will Rajiv do with a DVD copy of their sweet, sweet lovemaking?
- Who is this sewer guy?
- Exactly how delusional has Jerome Tallendar become?
- There are 39 police voodoo dolls left...
