Frannie Mason thinks he's a better bomber than anybody else and he wants to show them, show them all! He booby traps the "explosives room" door so it will blow when opened by Suspicious Guy, or whoever opens it next...
Doris is positively chipper, even though Officer Jingles enters without a voice, and Officers Beetlebaum and Seamens both broke their arms for no reason. She sends Jingles home with doughnuts. The roster has Officer Jared as one of only two still-active officers. Officer Jared must patrol the rough and tumble Lower Town, which hasn't been patrolled in five years. There is only one final officer on the list, and Doris doesn't recognize his name: Officer Jason, the teenager recently and ill-advisedly hired.
Cilantro wanders through her grandfather's castle, horrified by the redecorated redecorating she had painstakingly already done. She finds a "We've Gone to Vegas to Get Hitched" note from Rajiv and Princess Lakshmi and she is determined to save her grandfather's castle from poor color schemes.
Meanwhile, in a Vegas chapel, a redheaded Elvis tries to wed Rajiv and Princess Lakshmi, but knows precious few Elvis song lyrics and cannot wed them anyways as they are without the newly-needed marriage license. They leave to go to the courthouse but are delayed by penny slots. They run into a man who recognizes Rajiv from Solomon's River. He remembered some guy who stole some papers out of Rajiv's safe that would reveal some secret. Princess Lakshmi tries to grill the man, but Rajiv is ready with a chloroformed handkerchief.
- How damaged are the police officers in Solomon's River?
- Will anyone find Olivia and stop her voodoo destruction?
- Will Suspicious Guy be blown up?
- Will Frannie find the vengeance he seeks?
- Exactly how "rough and tumble" is Lower Town? Will Officer Jared survive?
- Will Doris ever get to meet Officer Jason?
- What's this season's new "in" color for castle throw pillows?
- Will Princess Lakshmi wake up with a tiger in her Vegas hotel room?
