Down at the police station, the easily agitated HR Director is interviewing potential police officers, mostly unqualified ex-cons, when Lieutenant Bustybottoms returns, shocking them all! He had been believed dead--suspected killed by a Chinese woman planting a bomb up his butt (although innocent, she has since been executed for the crime.) Officer Jared is still in Lowertown, probably being violated.
McShane's Pub, the newest bar in Solomon's River, is open for business. A man enters and is refused service, but his wife informs the owner that her husband is not already drunk, just a little retarded. The owner reveals that the pub was built on the site of Rajiv's Coffee House, and the woman pulls her husband from the place, frightened of what might happen when someone has built on top of... whatever was underneath.
- Is Rajiv and Princess Lakshmi's wedding really OFF-off?
- How can Lieutenant Bustybottoms resume his duties, or his doodies, after having his butt explode?
- What's so bad about Lowertown?
- Did that woman marry a retarded guy, or did he somehow become retarded after their marriage?
- What is buried on the site of McShane's Pub, formerly Rajiv's Coffee House, formerly a Rave club, formerly Rajiv's again, formerly... something else?
