McShane opens his pub for the day, tripping over Sally, who has apparently spent the night just so she could have another drink. McShane catches Tommy lifting bottles from the back. The developmentally disabled have now become alcoholics! McShane is at a loss. The recent positive review in the Solomon's River Picayune is bringing in gawkers, and a man enters, wanting to see the place that serves the retarded, hoping to witness something interesting. Sally instantly falls for the "regular" guy and Tommy is jealous. A fight is breaks out; Sally and Tommy crack open bottles and go at each other, but McShane, always a peacekeeper, steps between them... STABBED! Sally and Tommy are so upset! The "regular" guy invites all his friends to come watch. Sally suggests eating the body to destroy their crime, but McShane may not actually be dead...
Bob has made it out of Lowertown and back to the School of Burglary, though without completing his task. Bob is whiny, and Coach is unsympathetic. Before Coach can assign Bob a new task, the place is busted by the cops! But what Solomon's River cop has both the brains and the cajones to find the mis-addressed school? Coach manages to get away, but Bob is taken downtown.
The kidnapped Princess Lakshmi finds herself trapped at the Elvis Velvet Painting Museum in the clutches of Rojav, Rajiv's evil genius twin! This is the secret Rajiv has been keeping! Rojav has a corresponding scar, insinuating they had been Siamese twins.
- Has McShane been killed or merely wounded?
- What happens if he's only wounded and Sally and Tommy start to eat him?
- Will this bar fight make McShane's even more popular?
- What will become of burglary student Bob, now arrested?
- Who is this rogue cop, and is his appearance related to Lieutenant Bustybottoms being in Las Vegas?
- Since Rojav refuses money, what does he want with Rajiv's Princess?
